Erma Bombeck Quotes
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck
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My advice to anybody, including myself, is if you're going through a bad period, and you just can't see the world's on your shoulders and no day is a good day, you're missing the whole point of the experience. And that's something dogs know from the moment they come bounding up to you as a puppy.
W. Bruce Cameron
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We had something very special in the Faces. We were blessed to have the fun we had.
Ian McLagan
Small Faces
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Corporations take the humanity out of trade - they take the happiness out and replace it with something that is ugly.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
Abraham Lincoln
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A busybody's work is never done.
A. N. Wilson
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I have, like, two and a half years of failed jokes that I know I wouldn't repeat, but I certainly have no comprehension of what definitely works. And the only gauge that I can go by is, 'This makes me laugh,' and is joyful... I like to, if possible, do things that people can enjoy and it doesn't take anybody down.
Taran Killam
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Sometimes my family got me in the door. Somebody would say, 'Bruce Dern's daughter - sure I'd like to meet her.' It was a point of interest. But after five minutes of talking about my father, I still had to read for the part.
Laura Dern
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I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
R. L. Stine
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A convicted felon who had strong family ties, a stake in the community, and an education might get probation, while a man who had few family ties, little stake in the community, and little education might draw a ten-year sentence for the same crime.
Joe Biden
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I like those stories that capture the brutality of life, but there's still some kind of melancholy romance.
Karen Elson
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Controversial proposals, once accepted, soon become hallowed.
Dean Acheson
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck
