Erma Bombeck Quotes
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

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Though many people said there is no joint border between Turkey and Montenegro, it feels like we are next to each other. We are in the same neighborhood.
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Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.
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I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance.
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The stopwatch doesn't lie. The tape measure doesn't lie.
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I believe that stories find writers, writers don't find stories. With the 'Pendragon' series, I actually had multiple story ideas and decided that instead of writing them individually, I would create a character whose journey would thread them all together.
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Some people feel that what we're doing makes no sense, that it's just a waste of money. But it's working.
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I always used to watch 'Labyrinth' and 'The Neverending Story.' Those were like my two favorite movies that I would watch over and over and over again.
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We do violence to the consciousness of a past age when we divide what was indivisible to it: the one sacred truth of the Christian creed.
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My experience with music, I'm not going to say extremely negative, but it's definitely been a grind; it's been grimy - it hasn't been a pretty process. It's left me crying, you know, on the carpet in my tiny apartment with, like, no money. But it's been worth it, it's my passion, my dream, it's what I love to do.
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I had decent but not great grades in high school because I was highly motivated in some subjects, like the arts, drama, English, and history, but in math and science I was a screw-up. Wooster saw something in me, and I really flourished there. I got into theatre, took photography and painting classes.
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If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.
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Without coffee, nothing gets written. Period.
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The first person to promulgate the Golden Rule, which was the bedrock of this empathic spirituality, was Confucius 500 years before Christ.
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You mustn't smile when you lose. You have to be sad like other people. You have to win every game.
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Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation.
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I go for drives in the Flint Hills, which is the setting for 'The Virgin of Small Plains'.
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I'm just a down-to-earth guy.
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Voters memories will fade some.
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The Hamptons are filled with people who are winners Monday through Friday.
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My second record I used a producer, which was frustrating in a way, because I think a lot of the punky spirit and provocative nature of the lyrics didn't come across - the music was pretty.
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Just like I'm still angry with Simpson for getting by with two murders.
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Listen to your life. See it for the fathomless mystery it is. In the boredom and pain of it, no less than in the excitement and gladness: touch, taste, smell your way to the holy and hidden heart of it, because in the last analysis all moments are key moments, and life itself is grace.
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I had an old man moment the other day. I went into Abercrombie & Fitch to get some jeans and the music was so loud I couldn't stay.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.