Ryan Stiles Quotes
I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.
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Crises are part of life. Everybody has to face them, and it doesn't make any difference what the crisis is.
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Sure, I've been a victim, but in retrospect, most of it has been of my own making. I allowed it to happen.
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In all honesty, titles are an embarrassment to me.
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The big thing in my family growing up is that everybody had to play a musical instrument. We were like the von Trapps.
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Often the last thing I want to do is stand up in front of 50 cameras on the red carpet. I'd rather have a cup of hot milk and an early night.
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Confidence is one of the sexiest things in guys and girls.
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For some reason, I like to put myself in situations where I don't even know how I ended up there. I never want to be complacent or comfortable in a role.
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From my childhood, I am like this. I never go parties and attend functions.
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It's not uncommon in South Korea for a building to not have a women's bathroom.
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At nine years old, I was presented an opportunity to move to Toronto to train for pairs dancing. As soon as I heard that that's what it entailed, I was out of there. It's like a past life. I hung up my skates and never looked back.
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I am quite handy; not to sound bragadocious, but I've been working with wood and building things my entire life. I used to be a skateboarder and built ramps with my father. Then, the first two years I lived in Los Angeles, I worked as a carpenter building sets.
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I have always been convinced that if a woman once made up her mind to marry a man nothing but instant flight could save him.
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Self-help books for those who believe You can have it all often advise, Follow your bliss and money will follow. With the collapse of the stock markets the reality of trade-offs is more like, When you follow your bliss, it’s money you’ll miss.
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Early, bright, transient, chaste as morning dew,She sparkled, was exhal'd and went to heaven.
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We seem never to know what any thing means or is worth until we have lost it.
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My first tic was to shake my head violently. I was in karate class, and I was shaking violently. All of a sudden, I just started to notice that the teacher was looking at me, and all the kids were wondering what I was doing. I suddenly felt really strange.
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No chaos, no creation. Evidence: the kitchen at mealtime.
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Kinsey would identify himself with Galileo in moments of feelings of persecution.
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I've always had to move between a couple of years of unemployment, where offers are not provocative enough to take, and seasons where I work nonstop for a year. It's always been an erratic rhythm.
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To me, there are two types of celebrity: there's good celebrity - people that are attracted to the food and working and trying to create something great - and then there's bad celebrity - those who are working on being a celebrity.
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Nothing ever turns out the way people expect it to.
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I'm trying to inform people, so I try to present them with accurate information.
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The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
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I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.
