Eugene Ionesco Quotes
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
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We actually talked about Adam Sandler during the creation of 'Trolls,' because he does know how to time jokes.
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'Master Blaster,' by Stevie Wonder, is up-tempo and fun, like Stevie himself. Stevie's always making jokes; he really knows how to put people at ease. He's one of my inspirations, as a musician and a person.
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I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know?
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The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.
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If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
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You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!.
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It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.
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I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes.
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... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.
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I'm infamous, a joke. It doesn't make me feel good, because I'm a genuine person, but I don't let it get to me, because I am who I am.
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There were many times when I kept silent about being Jewish as I got older, when Jewish jokes were told.
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I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke.
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There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult.
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I like the sound of my voice, doesn't mean it's any good but I like it. The joke is that "all good singers like the sound of their own voice" so we'll go with that.
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
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The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
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You may have a wen or a cancer upon your person and not be able to cut it out lest you bleed to death; but surely it is no way tocure it, to engraft it and spread it over your whole body.
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As much as I enjoy traveling and playing on stage as an artist, I really find my true sense of purpose in a room writing a song.
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
