Eugene Ionesco Quotes
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
Zach Galifianakis -
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart -
We actually talked about Adam Sandler during the creation of 'Trolls,' because he does know how to time jokes.
Walt Dohrn -
People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually people who were in an environment, when they were young, where jokes were at a premium, or at least considered important to a life. My parents always listened to the comedy radio shows, we went to the comedy movies, and my parents appreciated comedy. So kids listen and follow what their parents like.
Carl Reiner -
'Master Blaster,' by Stevie Wonder, is up-tempo and fun, like Stevie himself. Stevie's always making jokes; he really knows how to put people at ease. He's one of my inspirations, as a musician and a person.
Ziggy Marley -
I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know?
Andy Roddick
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The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.
Andy Samberg -
If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
Andy Samberg -
You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!.
Rob Zombie -
It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.
Martha Gellhorn -
I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes.
Carson Daly -
... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.
William Cowper
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I'm infamous, a joke. It doesn't make me feel good, because I'm a genuine person, but I don't let it get to me, because I am who I am.
William Hung -
There were many times when I kept silent about being Jewish as I got older, when Jewish jokes were told.
William Shatner -
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke.
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace -
There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult.
Alexander David Turner Arctic Monkeys -
I like the sound of my voice, doesn't mean it's any good but I like it. The joke is that "all good singers like the sound of their own voice" so we'll go with that.
Henry Rollins Black Flag -
If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
Nikki Sixx Mötley Crüe
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The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
Sandra Bullock -
Finally, if nothing can be truly asserted, even the following claim would be false, the claim that there is no true assertion.
Aristotle -
Every collaborator, everyone that is a songwriter, has ideas that are mediocre.
Pierre Bouvier Simple Plan -
A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
Eugene Ionesco