Eugene Mirman Quotes
Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?
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God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own.
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American audiences are great. They get what I am doing, but as my band will tell you, nowhere tops the Irish audience. They are just brilliant. They are very open, but the Americans and Spanish come a close second.
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I believe, certainly in the NHL, a player who can help a team win because he can contribute on the ice is going to be coveted whatever his beliefs may be or whoever he may be. That goes to national origin, religious beliefs, or sexuality.
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I keep dumbbells in my trailer, and I work out between takes.
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You have to love what you do to want to do it everyday.
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I'm interested in all things that Donald Trump does. I've known him since 1980. He's a good man.
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The luxury of radio is that you don't spend hours in make-up, and you can wear whatever you want. It's bizarre. You'll be saying lines, with various people around making sound effect noises.
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Reba is very, very close to everyone around her. She's a classy lady.
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Over the years, I've interviewed thousands of people, most of them women, and I would say that the root of every dysfunction I've ever encountered, every problem, has been some sense of a lacking of self-value or of self-worth.
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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
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I didn't want to become some embittered old hack getting his revenge for the rest of my life. And I didn't want to become some scared creature cowering in a corner. I remember telling myself not to carry the hatred around, although I know where it is. I have it in a trunk in storage.
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I never like to be the same, whether it be comedy or drama, funny or serious.
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Every year I hear people complain that the quality of screenplays and movies is declining. In my opinion, the vast majority of scripts written - as well as most movies that are released - are not very original, well-written, or interesting. It has always been that way, and I think it always will be.
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Although each human rights victory energizes us to continue our work, there remains a deep sorrow for those prisoners still wrongfully languishing in jail.
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People's expectations of what I'm capable of doing are very low. People have been used to hearing little one-liners and me play around.
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Be black, shine, aim high.
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In GENESIS, my camera allowed nature to speak to me. And it was my privilege to listen.
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There is no question there are differences between male and female brains. They are called sexual dimorphisms and you can point to different anatomical structures.
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The Harley's got a little too much torque when it comes to jumping.
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Buildings are deeply emotive structures which form our psyche. People think they're just things they maneuver through, but the makeup of a person is influenced by the nature of spaces.
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Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?
