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If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal.
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A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where.
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The only thing more certain than the hatred of enemies is the envy of friends.
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The only thing worse than being on the wrong side of an argument is to be on the right side with no one listening.
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All men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with a mighty urge to become otherwise.
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Age brings wisdom to some men, and to others chess.
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Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
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Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
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Many an actor does the stage more ham than good.
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The chief ability of an executive should be his ability to recognize ability.
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Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
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An actor is a man with an infinite capacity for taking praise.
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Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry -- and the world laughs harder.
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