Sarah Silverman Quotes
Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
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I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.
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We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor.
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I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone.
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
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My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.
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There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
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We have a marriage of people of various cultures coming together. It's not a joke. It's real.
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We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.
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Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke.
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What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
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Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he's pulling it out of thin air.
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
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It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.
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Contrary to reports, this boy is not a billionaire or going to be richer than any Beatle - and not just in the sense of money, by the way. The Beatles are untouchable. That’s just a joke.
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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Fashion has become a joke. The designers have forgotten that there are women inside the dresses. Most women dress for men and want to be admired. But they must also be able to move, to get into a car without bursting their seams! Clothes must have a natural shape.
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During the presidential primaries of 1940, I received a request from the Democratic National Committee to sing God Bless America before the speeches.
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In really, really good science fiction, the line between the science and the fiction is blurry.
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I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
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Hillary Clinton is funded by people who murder homosexuals.
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The reports of racial episodes are disturbing. But the players' protest is exhilarating because it is the most high-profile example to date in a continuing revolution in which the athletes who drive the multibillion-dollar college sports machine have begun to use their visibility to demand change.
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Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.
