Sarah Silverman Quotes
Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.
Quotes to Explore
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
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I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.
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We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor.
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I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone.
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
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My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.
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There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
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We have a marriage of people of various cultures coming together. It's not a joke. It's real.
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We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.
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Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke.
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What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
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Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he's pulling it out of thin air.
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
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It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.
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Contrary to reports, this boy is not a billionaire or going to be richer than any Beatle - and not just in the sense of money, by the way. The Beatles are untouchable. That’s just a joke.
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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I love New Zealand. Every time I'm in New Zealand someone makes a joke about it being mostly sheep, which I think is unfair, because it's mostly nice people. It's mostly nice people and really wonderful scenery.
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I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.
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Imagination has brought mankind through the dark ages to its present state of civilization. Imagination led Columbus to discover America. Imagination led Franklin to discover electricity.
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Out of the chill and the shadow, into the thrill and the shine. Out of the dearth and the famine, into the fulness divine.
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The last time I flew with him was a year ago, and I definitely did not see the kind of person who took unnecessary risks.
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I don't care how I got here. In the books, when you look at it 10 or 20 years from now, it's not going say how he got here, it's going to say he's here and he represented the team.
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Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.
