Sarah Silverman Quotes
Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
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I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.
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We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor.
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I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone.
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
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My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.
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There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
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We have a marriage of people of various cultures coming together. It's not a joke. It's real.
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We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.
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Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke.
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What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
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Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he's pulling it out of thin air.
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If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
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It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.
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Contrary to reports, this boy is not a billionaire or going to be richer than any Beatle - and not just in the sense of money, by the way. The Beatles are untouchable. That’s just a joke.
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When somebody asks what I do, I guess I say 'writer' first.
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The only mistake I ever made was not listening to my gut.
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It's been 80 years since the Senate has confirmed a Supreme Court nominee who was nominated during an election. And particularly when the court hangs in the balance, it makes no sense whatsoever to give Barack Obama the power to jam through a judge in the final election year.
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.
