Sarah Silverman Quotes

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

Sarah Silverman

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• I'm against abortion. On the other hand, I believe in a woman's choice.

  

  Nancy Reagan
  • Believe
  • Hand
  • Woman

• I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty.

  

  Dan Hicks
  • Mind
  • Guy
  • Me

• The abortion industry can try to improve its 'messaging' all it wants. But unless abortion advocates change their devotion to abortion-on-demand, the only message Americans will receive is that the abortion industry is only really interested in improving its bottom line at the expense of the most defenseless among us.

  

  Gary Bauer
  • Change
  • Try
  • Abortion

• I am pro-choice, but I don't consider that inconsistent at all with pro-life - there's no way that having an abortion, ever, is an easy decision, and it more often errs on the side of absolutely wrenching, not to mention physically debilitating.

  

  Rachel Sklar
  • Life
  • Decision
  • Abortion

• If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

  

  Florynce Kennedy
  • Men
  • Abortion
  • Pregnant

• The Democrats are using the human trafficking bill's language that's been there for 40 years, regarding the use of federal funds for abortion.

  

  Barack Obama
  • Human
  • Abortion
  • Democrats

• They [ Respublicans] wanna argue the sensational which is about abort not certain cases of abortion, but the fact is it's a fundamental disrespect for women - women's judgment about the sizing and time of their families.

  

  Barack Obama
  • Time
  • Women
  • Abortion

• Any woman should have the right to a safe and legal abortion.

  

  Betty Ford
  • Should
  • Safe
  • Abortion

• I bear a deep red stain that runs from my left shoulder down to my right hip, a trail left by the herbwitch's poison that my mother used to try to expel me from her womb.

  

  Robin LaFevers
  • Mother
  • Running
  • Deep

• In addition, the bill passed by the House requires a person performing an abortion on a minor from a different state to notify one parent in the home state.

  

  Virgil Goode
  • Home
  • House
  • Parent

• Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.

  

  Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
  • Kids
  • Soul
  • Air

• With modern technology and science, you can't find one instance in which an abortion would be needed to save a woman's life. There is no such exception as life of the mother, and as far as health of the mother, same thing.

  

  Joe Walsh The Eagles
  • Science
  • Technology
  • Abortion

• The counselor at our clinic would cry with the girls at the drop of a hat. She would find their weakness and work on it. The women were never given any alternatives. They were told how much trouble it is to have a baby.

  

  Debbie Harry Blondie
  • Girl
  • Baby
  • Trouble

• If abortion isn't wrong, then nothing is wrong.

  

  Mother Teresa
  • Wrong
  • Abortion

• Dig your well before you're thirsty.

  

  Seth Godin
  • Thirsty
  • Dig

• Abortion is the easy way out. It’s hardly surprising that people should choose the most convenient exit from awkward situations.

  

  Tony Abbott
  • Choose
  • Abortion
  • Surprising

• If you represent all the people you should be able listen to someone who's pro-abortion are anti-abortion. Even though you might have a different view you should hear somebody who's pro-affirmative-action anti-affirmative action.

  

  David Duke
  • People
  • Different
  • Action

• Woman should have the choice whether to have an abortion or not, but I like what Bill Clinton said: It ought to be safe and rare. You don't want to offend people with it. You try and do as much as you can to let people be different, but also to try and protect them from things that they think are bad. And it's worth all of us giving a little.

  

  Paul R. Ehrlich
  • Different
  • Trying
  • Choices

• The Pakistan Cricket Board is a long-standing joke, its chairmen replaced with every change of government.

  

  Tariq Ali
  • Long
  • Change
  • Government

• There is a call to spiritual perseverance. A call not to hang on and do nothing, but to work deliberately, knowing with certainty that God will never be defeated.

  

  Oswald Chambers
  • Work
  • God
  • Spiritual

• Deep inside I feel that this world we live in is really a big, huge, monumental symphonic orchestra. I believe that in its primordial form all of creation is sound and that it's not just random sound, that it's music. You've heard the expression, music of the spheres? Well, that's a very literal phrase. In the Gospels, we read, "And the Lord God made man from the dust of the earth and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life and man became a living soul." That 'breath of life' to me is the music of life and it permeates every fiber of creation.

  

  Michael Jackson
  • World
  • Music
  • Sound

• Plus, 40% of our debt is owned by foreign interest. I can't support a plan that passes along cost burden to our children and makes us more reliant on foreign dollars.

  

  Steve Israel
  • Children
  • Support
  • Interest

• I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

  

  Sarah Silverman
  • Abortion
  • Thirsty