Scott Adams Quotes
If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.
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We were five kids at home, and my mother and grandmother ensured that we all had a very grounded upbringing in Madras. Even in school, I never used to tell anyone that my dad was an actor.
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I was quite nervous about meeting William's father, but he was very, very welcoming, very friendly, it couldn't have gone easier really for me.
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The power of Twitter still never ceases to amaze me.
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Jessica Lange was my biggest crush when I was a kid.
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I just want to try writing for other people 'cause it's quite exciting.
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If you have a sense of style and purpose and will you don't want to compromise.
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Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations.
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I never met a woman I didn't like. I love 'em all, in their different ways.
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Every industry has slack times, and everyone has bad days at work.
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A book is a fragile creature, it suffers the wear of time, it fears rodents, the elements and clumsy hands. so the librarian protects the books not only against mankind but also against nature and devotes his life to this war with the forces of oblivion.
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It's definitely a necessity to make split-second decisions when you're doing gymnastics because things don't always go perfect.
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As a field archeologist, one usually has to specialize in a particular part of the world or specific culture, whereas if one is a materials specialist, one can jump around to different areas. So I've had experience on excavations all over the place.
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The influence of one's parents is powerful and permanent.
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You have to do things right to stay in business, and that's not easy, and that's a choice on a daily basis, the choices you make in how to run your business and how to have a point of differentiation and how to be true to your brand, how to offer something that people want and to offer something that you love.
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I'm glad I've never been so successful that I couldn't stop doing one thing. I've kind of been able to just kick it along and switch around.
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The first decade of your life is really important; it's formative.
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I wish I got invited to more luaus. I really do!
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Do you know the only value life has is what life puts on itself?
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I had a very specific goal and I think kids, more than adults, don't understand obstacles and competition. I wanted to be this one cartoon character Porky Pig, couldn't figure out why I couldn't do it, other than living in the midwest.
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Smaller wrestlers are built for more exciting matches.
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My parents would always tell you that I was the crazy princess growing up. I was a drama queen.
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This whole process of education is to be religious, and not only religious, but Christian. And as Christianity is the only true religion, and God in Christ the only true God, the only possible means of profitable education is the nurture and admonition of the Lord.
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If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.
