Scott Adams Quotes
If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.
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We were five kids at home, and my mother and grandmother ensured that we all had a very grounded upbringing in Madras. Even in school, I never used to tell anyone that my dad was an actor.
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I was quite nervous about meeting William's father, but he was very, very welcoming, very friendly, it couldn't have gone easier really for me.
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Jessica Lange was my biggest crush when I was a kid.
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I just want to try writing for other people 'cause it's quite exciting.
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If you have a sense of style and purpose and will you don't want to compromise.
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Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations.
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I never met a woman I didn't like. I love 'em all, in their different ways.
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Every industry has slack times, and everyone has bad days at work.
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A book is a fragile creature, it suffers the wear of time, it fears rodents, the elements and clumsy hands. so the librarian protects the books not only against mankind but also against nature and devotes his life to this war with the forces of oblivion.
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It's definitely a necessity to make split-second decisions when you're doing gymnastics because things don't always go perfect.
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As a field archeologist, one usually has to specialize in a particular part of the world or specific culture, whereas if one is a materials specialist, one can jump around to different areas. So I've had experience on excavations all over the place.
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The influence of one's parents is powerful and permanent.
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I'm glad I've never been so successful that I couldn't stop doing one thing. I've kind of been able to just kick it along and switch around.
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The first decade of your life is really important; it's formative.
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I wish I got invited to more luaus. I really do!
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Do you know the only value life has is what life puts on itself?
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Squeeze human nature into the straitjacket of criminal justice and crime will appear.
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It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without soup or bread in it.
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Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
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My three best friends get me through everything: I need cute jeans, my kids are driving me crazy, I'm throwing a party, whatever. They keep me dialed in.
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The Republicans would like to take us back to a darker time, when corporations ruled and the underserved had no rights.
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Literally everything that could be done with the 'Justice League' has been done with the 'Justice League.'
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You want to play in the best stadiums against the best players - your Real Madrid's and Barcelona's - you want to play those teams.
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If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.
