Scott Adams Quotes
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
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I don't like the blame game, though.
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Proposing inner-life solutions to our political and economic catastrophes is something done, say the critics, only by people who've spent more time in la-la land than in the 'real world.'
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To do a really good interview, you have to be truly interested in the person.
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If women's rights are a problem for some modern Muslim men, it is neither because of the Quran nor the Prophet, nor the Islamic tradition, but simply because those rights conflict with the interests of a male elite.
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It's hard to write a comedy sketch.
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I learned you can't trust the judgment of good friends.
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I was eight years old when Miley Cyrus made her debut on Disney Channel's 'Hannah Montana' and beginning my senior year of high school when she delivered the VMAs performance that single-handedly butchered the teddy-bear industry.
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When learning's triumph o'er her barb'rous foesFirst reared the stage, immortal Shakespeare rose;Each change of many-colored life he drew,Exhausted worlds, and then imagined new:Existence saw him spurn her bounded reign,And panting Time toiled after him in vain.
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'Just and true liberty, equal and impartial liberty,' in matters spiritual and temporal, is a thing that all men are clearly entitled to by the eternal and immutable laws of God and nature, as well as by the law of nations and all well-grounded municipal laws, which must have their foundation in the former.
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I have been told that Your Excellency follows the teachings of Jesus (PBUH)
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Off to Azerbaijan!
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The problem of experiences is not limited to the interpretation of sense-impressions.
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The world perishes not from bandits and fires, but from hatred, hostility, and all these petty squabbles.
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Without forgiveness, there's no future.
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Become addicted to constant and never-ending self-improvement.
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I don't think you want to give all the answers, but I think every answer you do give should bring up another question, and not all questions should be answered.
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It took me twenty years to get Steven Parrino's work. From the time I first saw his art, in the mid-eighties, I almost always dismissed it as mannered, Romantic, formulaic, conceptualist-formalist heavy-metal boy-art abstraction.
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Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
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My job, I think, is the hardest job out of all the judges because I am the only one that is a performer.
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I expect to work hard, earn the respect of my teammates and hopefully I can start.
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When I wear Hugo Boss 'The Scent For Her', I feel more confident, attractive, and seductive - it's the perfect fragrance for a date.
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This was when I heard that the first symptom of old age is when you begin to resemble your father.
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The success of sainthood is the success attained by struggle and suffering and achieved by faith; a success of honor, of clean hands and pure heart, of service to man and glory to God.
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If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
