Scott Adams Quotes
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
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I don't like the blame game, though.
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Proposing inner-life solutions to our political and economic catastrophes is something done, say the critics, only by people who've spent more time in la-la land than in the 'real world.'
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To do a really good interview, you have to be truly interested in the person.
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If women's rights are a problem for some modern Muslim men, it is neither because of the Quran nor the Prophet, nor the Islamic tradition, but simply because those rights conflict with the interests of a male elite.
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It's hard to write a comedy sketch.
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I learned you can't trust the judgment of good friends.
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I was eight years old when Miley Cyrus made her debut on Disney Channel's 'Hannah Montana' and beginning my senior year of high school when she delivered the VMAs performance that single-handedly butchered the teddy-bear industry.
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When learning's triumph o'er her barb'rous foesFirst reared the stage, immortal Shakespeare rose;Each change of many-colored life he drew,Exhausted worlds, and then imagined new:Existence saw him spurn her bounded reign,And panting Time toiled after him in vain.
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'Just and true liberty, equal and impartial liberty,' in matters spiritual and temporal, is a thing that all men are clearly entitled to by the eternal and immutable laws of God and nature, as well as by the law of nations and all well-grounded municipal laws, which must have their foundation in the former.
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I have been told that Your Excellency follows the teachings of Jesus (PBUH)
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Off to Azerbaijan!
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The problem of experiences is not limited to the interpretation of sense-impressions.
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The world perishes not from bandits and fires, but from hatred, hostility, and all these petty squabbles.
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Without forgiveness, there's no future.
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Become addicted to constant and never-ending self-improvement.
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I don't think you want to give all the answers, but I think every answer you do give should bring up another question, and not all questions should be answered.
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It took me twenty years to get Steven Parrino's work. From the time I first saw his art, in the mid-eighties, I almost always dismissed it as mannered, Romantic, formulaic, conceptualist-formalist heavy-metal boy-art abstraction.
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Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
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When you're young, you just go banging about, but you're more sensitive as you grow older.
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Him they would not harm, Englishmen being, though infidel, yet the race of past District Officers, judges, doctors, men perhaps, in their time, more helpful than otherwise, powerful but mild.
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Poetry was invented as an mnemonic device to enable people to remember their prayers.
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A good man likes a hard boss. I don't mean a nagging boss or a grouchy boss. I mean a boss who insists on things being done right and on time; a boss who is watching things closely enough so that he knows a good job from a poor one. Nothing is more discouraging to a good man than a boss who is not on the job, and who does not know whether things are going well or badly.
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Rarely do we stop and consider whether the most prestigious of institutions is always in our best interest.
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If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
