Scott Adams Quotes
If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.
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I studied Morse code.
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Today's films are so technological that an actor becomes starved for roles that deal with human relationships.
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When I'm writing something, I try not to get analytical about it as I'm doing it, as I'm writing it.
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I never went to school more than six months in my life, but I can say this: that among my earliest recollections, I remember how, when a mere child, I used to get irritated when anybody talked to me in a way I could not understand.
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You had eight years before President Trump, a situation where the opposition party basically ran in opposition to the president on a platform of thinly based racism. That doesn't mean that the politicians themselves were outright racist, but when charges of birtherism came up, no one repudiated it.
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The new 'Joy' was needed for a number of reasons. Recent developments in nutrition and new ingredients were two of the major reasons for the revision. One of the other big reasons was America's new love for big flavors. Yay!
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In the streets through which we passed, I must own the houses in general struck me as if they were dark and gloomy, and yet at the same time they also struck me as prodigiously great and majestic.
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Foreigners can only fight with success in the summer. We can fight during any of the four seasons, so we have the weather on our side.
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I love music more just in and of itself. I love harmony and rhythm.
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The writer's secret is not inspiration - for it is never clear where it comes from - it is his stubbornness, his patience.
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I do believe that our ability to jam the Trump brand is somewhat limited. I think we can chip away at it, but ultimately, the way to undermine the Trump brand is a better product in the political marketplace, if you'll forgive the capitalist metaphor.
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
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Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs.
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By taking the time to learn how to blog properly, you'll be doing your business an incredible favor, as you will be able to drive a lot of business to your website for your blog.
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People will burn through a show in two or three days, and then you're left feeling empty for 51 weeks.
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I moonlight as a singer.
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I didn't say that. I don't know who told him that.
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Don't mess with my food.
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We call ourselves a dog's 'master' - but who ever dared to call himself the 'master' of a cat? We own a dog - he is with us as a slave and inferior because we wish him to be. But we entertain a cat - he adorns our hearth as a guest, fellow-lodger, and equal because he wishes to be there.
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The only place at Michigan State I was never late to was the practice. It didn't start until I got there.
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She was wearing her new purple miniskirt with the split up the side and an incredibly bright red lipstick she had bought off the internet that was guaranteed to drive boys wild
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She was never so petty. She did not dabble with minnows at the surface when there were thirty-pound salmon swimming deeper down.
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If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.
