Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

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• What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Wife
  • Kid
  • Birds