Dane Cook Quotes
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
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The second I met Zac, I thought he was a really cool guy. It's hard not to have chemistry with someone who is so attractive.
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It's just about keeping people who are close to me, near. It's important to have people around who love themselves, are true to themselves, who have their own hobbies and their world doesn't revolve around Hollywood.
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In the long winter evenings he talked to Ma about the Western country. In the West the land was level, and there were no trees. The grass grew thick and high.
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I first read science fiction in the old British Chum annual when I was about 12 years old.
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Among the reasons Donald Trump is president is that he read the nation and the world better than his rivals.
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Some people say I chastise the Republican Party too much.
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Considering all the legal hassle child stars can be, I won't be surprised when they are phased out by CGI children voiced by adult actors.
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In 1953, Mom and Dad, living in Toronto, discovered, to their shock, that Mom was expecting. I was born in June 1954. My parents, thrilled, showered me with love.
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It was my mother's idea. Her feeling was that I didn't have the intelligence to pick a trade myself.
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I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap.
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I've had grand pianos that are more expensive than, like, a year's worth of rent.
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The diverse sound of my music makes it a good fit for that demographic.
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I always wanted pink hair.
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Things derive their being and nature by mutual dependence and are nothing in themselves.
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There's the wonder of being able to do research from your own living room, of course. I do find that my biggest research issue, though, is how to frame my questions.
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The one thing that always bothered me when I played in the NBA was I really got irritated when they put a white guy on me.
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Could you say 'senator' instead of 'ma'am? It's just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title. I'd appreciate it.
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We could hang around for ten years and nobody would care enough to identify us. Therein lies the horror.
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Indeed, I am repeatedly astonished by the number of really good writers who understand human beings so well on paper but don't know how to deal with them in real life.
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The Accusing Spirit which flew up to heaven's chancery with the oath, blush'd as he gave it in; and the Recording Angel as he wrote it down, dropp'd a tear upon the word, and blotted it out forever.
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I don't think I could ever describe myself as unlucky because people would look at me, playing football for a living, and say: 'Are you winding me up?'
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Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
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Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.'
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When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
