Dane Cook Quotes
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
Dane Cook
Quotes to Explore
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Considering all the legal hassle child stars can be, I won't be surprised when they are phased out by CGI children voiced by adult actors.
Mara Wilson
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In 1953, Mom and Dad, living in Toronto, discovered, to their shock, that Mom was expecting. I was born in June 1954. My parents, thrilled, showered me with love.
Dan Hill
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It was my mother's idea. Her feeling was that I didn't have the intelligence to pick a trade myself.
Vidal Sassoon
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I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap.
Dan Aykroyd
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I've had grand pianos that are more expensive than, like, a year's worth of rent.
Lady Gaga
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The diverse sound of my music makes it a good fit for that demographic.
Bobby Ray Simmons Jr.
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My particular lifetime, my individual profile, represents something very basic to African-American history and culture because I was a second generation immigrant, so to speak, from the South. My grandfather was born in South Carolina - well, both grandfathers were born in the South.
John Edgar Wideman
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The average American doesn't realize how much of the laws are written by lobbyists.
Eric Schmidt
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When you play to an audience, you come away energized. It's the promo that really breaks an artist. Some lad sitting on a box trying to create a drum sound in a dry little studio. Everyone goes, 'Great - okay, now on with my day.' You go back to the bus, and you weep.
Andrew Hozier-Byrne
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Culture is like wealth; it makes us more ourselves, it enables us to express ourselves.
Philip Gilbert Hamerton
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When I wake up every morning, I smile and say, 'Thank you.' Because out of my window I can see the mountains, then go hiking with my dog and share her bounding joy in the world.
Carole King
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When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
Dane Cook
