Norm MacDonald Quotes
You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
Quotes to Explore
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I have never received a Farthing of Prize Money either for Artillery Ammunition or Vessels.
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Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure.
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There is no magical formula for winning a Nobel Prize.
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I'm an easy date. I meant cheap date, cheap date!
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The house of delusions is cheap to build but drafty to live in.
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I'm not aiming for the Nobel Peace Prize!
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Life is a prize, but to live doesn't mean you're alive
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When I came to New York, it was cheap!
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There are two types of girls: those that can make cheap clothes look expensive and those that make designer clothes look cheap.
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Everyone's future is, in reality, uncertain and full of unknown treasures from which all may draw unguessed prizes.
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I can't say I believe in prizes. I was a whiz in the three-legged race - that's something you CAN win.
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Parts win prizes, not actors.
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There are no prizes for average performance.
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Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!
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Advice is cheap; you can take it from me.
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Justice is not cheap. Justice is not quick. It is not ever finally achieved.
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I've had something like seven films at Sundance, one of which won the Grand Jury Prize.
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I’m like a rock singer with one-night stands on the road. I’m here for two days in New York; I leave in the morning early. I come back for Anna Wintour’s party at the Met, then again at the end of May for a prize I get from the Gordon Parks Foundation.
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Tis an old lesson; time approves it true, And those who know it best, deplore it most; When all is won that all desire to woo, The paltry prize is hardly worth the cost.
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Keep your eyes on the prize and don't turn back.
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I had been wanting to do a musical for a really long time. I wanted people in New York to know that I can sing.
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It was a little too close for comfort because we beat them by over 30 points at our place. We had a good defensive effort in the first half, but we only scored 25 points.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
