Norm MacDonald Quotes
You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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I have never received a Farthing of Prize Money either for Artillery Ammunition or Vessels.
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Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure.
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There is no magical formula for winning a Nobel Prize.
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I'm an easy date. I meant cheap date, cheap date!
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The house of delusions is cheap to build but drafty to live in.
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I'm not aiming for the Nobel Peace Prize!
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Life is a prize, but to live doesn't mean you're alive
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When I came to New York, it was cheap!
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There are two types of girls: those that can make cheap clothes look expensive and those that make designer clothes look cheap.
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Everyone's future is, in reality, uncertain and full of unknown treasures from which all may draw unguessed prizes.
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I can't say I believe in prizes. I was a whiz in the three-legged race - that's something you CAN win.
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Parts win prizes, not actors.
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There are no prizes for average performance.
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Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!
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Advice is cheap; you can take it from me.
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Justice is not cheap. Justice is not quick. It is not ever finally achieved.
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I've had something like seven films at Sundance, one of which won the Grand Jury Prize.
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I’m like a rock singer with one-night stands on the road. I’m here for two days in New York; I leave in the morning early. I come back for Anna Wintour’s party at the Met, then again at the end of May for a prize I get from the Gordon Parks Foundation.
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Children cannot be fooled by empty praise and condescending encouragement. They may have to accept artificial bolstering of their self-esteem in lieu of something better, but what I call their accruing ego identity gains real strength only from wholehearted and consistent recognition of real accomplishment, that is, achievement that has meaning in their culture.
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Verjuice may not be the easiest thing in the world to find, but you should be able to track some down in good delis and online.
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I'm not interested in making what's easy. I'm interested in making what's beautiful.
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No doubt other writers have often put a thing more brilliantly, more subtly than even a very cunning artist in words can hope to emulate, a supreme phrase being a bit of luck that only happens now and then. And inasmuch as the condiments and secret travail of human nature are always the same, and that certain psychological moments must ever and ever recur, what more tempting than to pin down such a moment with the blow of a borrowed hammer?
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If you have potato chips, that means, "Who's coming over?"Wealthy people - white people who're wealthy - have a bag of potato chips that's folded over with a clip. "What? There's some left over?" In my house, if there was a bag of potato chips, we'd pour it in a bowl and everybody would just dip in till it was gone.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
