Norm MacDonald Quotes
You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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I have never received a Farthing of Prize Money either for Artillery Ammunition or Vessels.
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Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure.
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There is no magical formula for winning a Nobel Prize.
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I'm an easy date. I meant cheap date, cheap date!
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The house of delusions is cheap to build but drafty to live in.
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I'm not aiming for the Nobel Peace Prize!
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Life is a prize, but to live doesn't mean you're alive
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When I came to New York, it was cheap!
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There are two types of girls: those that can make cheap clothes look expensive and those that make designer clothes look cheap.
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Everyone's future is, in reality, uncertain and full of unknown treasures from which all may draw unguessed prizes.
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I can't say I believe in prizes. I was a whiz in the three-legged race - that's something you CAN win.
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Parts win prizes, not actors.
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There are no prizes for average performance.
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Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!
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Advice is cheap; you can take it from me.
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Justice is not cheap. Justice is not quick. It is not ever finally achieved.
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I've had something like seven films at Sundance, one of which won the Grand Jury Prize.
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I’m like a rock singer with one-night stands on the road. I’m here for two days in New York; I leave in the morning early. I come back for Anna Wintour’s party at the Met, then again at the end of May for a prize I get from the Gordon Parks Foundation.
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Rate the task above the prize; will not the mind be raised? Fight thine own faults, not the faults of others; will not evil be mended?
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I'm cheap, and I'm proud of it!
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You are a free woman, and then you become a prisoner, and you receive all kinds of orders. Sit here, stand there. That's it. You just, you don't have the possibility of even moving to take your bag without asking for permission.
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The moral turpitude of the boys of today appears to center in their failure to concentrate on any particular objective long enough to obtain their maximum results.
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I'm not condemning the Catholic Church - it's too big, it's like condemning a nation and that would be prejudiced.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
