Norm MacDonald Quotes
You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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I have never received a Farthing of Prize Money either for Artillery Ammunition or Vessels.
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Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure.
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There is no magical formula for winning a Nobel Prize.
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I'm an easy date. I meant cheap date, cheap date!
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The house of delusions is cheap to build but drafty to live in.
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I'm not aiming for the Nobel Peace Prize!
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Life is a prize, but to live doesn't mean you're alive
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When I came to New York, it was cheap!
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There are two types of girls: those that can make cheap clothes look expensive and those that make designer clothes look cheap.
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Everyone's future is, in reality, uncertain and full of unknown treasures from which all may draw unguessed prizes.
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I can't say I believe in prizes. I was a whiz in the three-legged race - that's something you CAN win.
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Parts win prizes, not actors.
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There are no prizes for average performance.
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Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!
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Advice is cheap; you can take it from me.
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Justice is not cheap. Justice is not quick. It is not ever finally achieved.
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I've had something like seven films at Sundance, one of which won the Grand Jury Prize.
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I’m like a rock singer with one-night stands on the road. I’m here for two days in New York; I leave in the morning early. I come back for Anna Wintour’s party at the Met, then again at the end of May for a prize I get from the Gordon Parks Foundation.
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Rate the task above the prize; will not the mind be raised? Fight thine own faults, not the faults of others; will not evil be mended?
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Therefore, if a great kingdom humbles itself before a small kingdom, it shall make that small kingdom its prize. And if a small kingdom humbles itself before a great kingdom, it shall win over that great kingdom. Thus the one humbles itself in order to attain, the other attains because it is humble. If the great kingdom has no further desire than to bring men together and to nourish them, the small kingdom will have no further desire than to enter the service of the other. But in order that both may have their desire, the great one must learn humility.
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Verjuice may not be the easiest thing in the world to find, but you should be able to track some down in good delis and online.
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The days, the weeks, the years out here shall come back again, and our dead comrades shall then stand up again and march with us, our heads shall be clear, we shall have a purpose, and so we shall march, our dead comrades beside us, the years at the Front behind us:—against whom, against whom?
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No doubt other writers have often put a thing more brilliantly, more subtly than even a very cunning artist in words can hope to emulate, a supreme phrase being a bit of luck that only happens now and then. And inasmuch as the condiments and secret travail of human nature are always the same, and that certain psychological moments must ever and ever recur, what more tempting than to pin down such a moment with the blow of a borrowed hammer?
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
