Norm MacDonald Quotes

Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.

Norm MacDonald

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• Enjoyment
• Vessels
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• Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.

  

  Norm MacDonald
  • Men
  • Love
  • Enjoyment