Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Earl Wilson
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If Turkey wants to join Europe, it will have to become a European country, and that might take a long time.
Salman Rushdie
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Governments, of course, can - and do - soak the rich.
J. Paul Getty
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Ironically, I'm a really crap liar, even though I do it for a living. I give away too much, somehow. I can't lie!
Yvonne Strahovski
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Eddie Izzard
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For years I had lived in my body half-consciously, ignoring it mostly, dismissing its agendas wherever I could, and forever pressing it into the service of mental conceptions that resulted, almost as a by-product, sometimes in its pleasuring and sometimes in its abuse.
Rachel Cusk
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The best of men cannot suspend their fate: The good die early, and the bad die late.
Daniel Defoe
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I don't eat bad food. I probably just eat too much food, and I think a lot of people do.
Queen Latifah
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Would Time but await the close of our favorite follies, we should all be young men, all of us, and until Doom's Day.
Nathaniel Hawthorne
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Competing in my first Olympics in the country where my parents came from is pretty insane. I'm feeling nothing but excitement.
Chloe Kim
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For which reason the sea in those parts is impassable and impenetrable, because there is a shoal of mud in the way; and this was caused by the subsidence of the island.
Critias
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History is the long struggle of man, by exercise of his reason, to understand his environment and to act upon it. But the modern period has broadened the struggle in a revolutionary way. Man now seeks to understand, and act on, not only his environment, but himself; and this has added, so to speak, a new dimension to reason and a new dimension to history.
Edward Hallett Carr
