Mindy Kaling Quotes

If I'm going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess, right?

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• I'm not a clean freak. My house is a mess.

  

  Kate Walsh
  • House
  • Mess
  • Clean

• I'm organized, but receipts tend to mess up my system. They're barbarians! So I store them in a notepad.

  

  Lake Bell
  • Up
  • System
  • Mess

• Nuclear holocaust might eliminate the Internet.

  

  Taylor Hanson Hanson
  • Internet
  • Might
  • Holocaust

• I struggled in school. Math and science were difficult for me. But I can watch 10 guys play, and I can tell you what everybody did. It might be a curse because when you see everything, sometimes you don't let your kids play.

  

  Larry Brown
  • School
  • Kids
  • Science

• Cubanas are very strong women. So don't mess with us - don't take us for granted!

  

  Natalie Martinez
  • Women
  • Strong
  • Mess

• I don't really consider myself an American filmmaker like, say, Ron Howard might be considered an American filmmaker. If I'm doing something and it seems to me to be reminiscent of an Italian giallo, I'm gonna to do it like an Italian giallo.

  

  Quentin Tarantino
  • American
  • Might
  • Filmmaker

• I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

  

  James Brown
  • Funny
  • inspirational
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• What a sad thing men are. Can’t do nothing good without being so weak we have to mess it up. Can’t build something up without tearing it down.

  

  Patrick Ness
  • Up
  • Good
  • Men

• The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.

  

  Louise Rennison
  • She
  • Feels
  • Knows

• I always remind myself that [ Jean-Paul] Sartre and [Simone] de Beauvoir didn't have children. And when you don't have children, it might be easier to believe that the child doesn't come with something.

  

  Zadie Smith
  • Believe
  • Children
  • Might

• As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.

  

  P. G. Wodehouse
  • Might
  • Wells
  • Pops

• These predators loved with wild fury, but they were also darkly possessive, crossing the boundary into what humans might term obsession.

  

  Nalini Singh
  • Might
  • Obsession
  • Predator

• Professor Snape was forcing them to research antidotes. They took this one seriously, as he had hinted that he might be poisoning one of them before Christmas to see if their antidote worked.

  

  Joanne Rowling
  • Christmas
  • Research
  • Might

• Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.

  

  Kevin James
  • Life
  • Time
  • Decision

• Even though two and two might look like four, it could be three or five.

  

  Kevin Keegan
  • Looks
  • Might
  • Three

• Oh my God, Kennedy Airport - what a mess - all over you with those dopey security questions. 'Did you receive any gifts from any unknown persons?' Buddy, the last thing I got from an unknown person was in the 80's.

  

  Carol Leifer
  • God
  • Security
  • Unknown

• People in a state like Pennsylvania, especially in the middle of the state, as you say, want the focus on repairing the state. Pennsylvania is a mess in terms of infrastructure. They don`t want to blow up bridges over there. They want to build them here.

  

  Chris Matthews
  • People
  • Up
  • Focus

• Success is to be measured not by wealth, power, or fame, but by the ratio between what a man is and what he might be.

  

  H. G. Wells
  • Men
  • Power
  • Success

• I never kissed a bear, I've never kissed a goon, but I can shake a chicken in the middle of a room.

  

  Wanda Jackson
  • Bear
  • Chicken
  • Kissed

• There have been a lot of roles and scripts that have come my way but nothing that really inspired me or intrigued me like when "Burlesque" showed up at my door. Just the whole concept of burlesque, I've always been fascinated with it. I've always collected so many books about burlesque. I've been intrigued by the time that it's set in, in the 20's, 30's, 40's and so I knew it was a no brainer for me to be a part of once I met with the team.

  

  Christina Aguilera
  • Up
  • Time
  • Book

• While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave, I have other uses for you, darling. I love the dead.

  

  Alice Cooper
  • Friends
  • Lovers
  • Grave

• I'm pretty sure the last time any anchor could honestly ignore ratings was well before I was born.

  

  Brown Campbell
  • Time
  • Pretty
  • Ignore

• On the chessboard, lies and hypocrisy do not survive long.

  

  Emanuel Lasker
  • Survive
  • Hypocrisy
  • Chessboard

• If I'm going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess, right?

  

  Mindy Kaling
  • Might
  • Mess