Dan Castellaneta Quotes
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I don't even own a television. I don't watch network television.
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I hadn't learned to read by third grade, which wasn't unusual for some kids. I knew something was wrong because I couldn't see or understand the words the way the other kids did. I wasn't the least bit bothered - until I was sent back to the second-grade classroom for reading help after school.
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At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.
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If I was to do anything besides acting, I would be a fireman or a beat cop. I'd do a regular job.
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Now I am not against widgets, those small third-party applications that people can put on their Web pages on social networks like Facebook and MySpace, in general.
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When anyone recognizes you on the street, they are always very nice and genuine and excited to meet you.
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I think, for the majority of my twenties, I was always so concerned with what I didn't have, or what I still wanted.
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I want babies. I think I'll be a great dad.
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Most of the tasks we do are for humans. For example, a tax calculation is counting numbers so the government can pull money out from my wallet, but government consists of humans.
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When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both.
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If you took ISIS' oil, that would not stop them. It's not their only source of revenue. It would be a setback, but it would not stop them.
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Happiness is knowing and appreciating what you've got. I am very, very, very grateful for what, to me, is dead easy.
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I think every movie is its own little world, and a director certainly sets the tone.
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I believe that we haven't begun to understand the many forces that bind the physical world, any more than we understand our own minds and what they're capable of.
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Al Qaeda has overplayed their hand. What the al Qaeda do when they go into a town or village or a neighborhood inside a major city is they get a stranglehold on the people themselves. They force the men to wear beards and the women to be properly costumed and essentially completely covered up.
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When we started out in '64, um, I was playing Number One, which was a woman second in command of a star ship.
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Life at a public company ain't for me. The board pays you what you're worth, then you get reamed for your compensation.
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The claim that the World Trade Center and the Pentagon were attacked because fundamentalists hate our prosperity and freedom is a ridiculous lie.
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I'm not a big person, so every time they were adding these big guys to the cast, I said to my trainer, 'We're screwed, dude.' I'm only five foot five, and I'm going to look so little.
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I hung my verse in the wind Time and tide their faults will find.
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After doing so many different roles, if you don't stretch yourself, there's no excitement left.
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U.S.-Israel relations are often depicted as an extended honeymoon, but that's a false image.
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It's not enough just being a good passer of the ball.
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Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose.
