Andy Borowitz Quotes
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
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We must continue building in all corners of the Land of Israel, with determination and without being confused.
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Ninety percent of the comic books I've written in the past had little or nothing to do with Islam.
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The main thing for me is to make sure our home is peaceful, that it's healthy, that the kids are good.
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My desire to be an artist really came out of being broke and unemployed and incapable of holding a job down. That's what it was driven by for sure.
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Any time Chris Nolan wants to call me for advice, he can.
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My mom and stepdad were strict. I couldn't date; I couldn't go out. And I was a kid who was never good at just taking no for an answer. I needed to understand why. And sometimes they weren't interested in explaining.
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A lot of young players don't really know much about the history of the game and a lot of them are missing out on what the game is all about, especially the whole concept of sportsmanship and teamwork.
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Even the most embarrassing mishap can be spun into comedic gold.
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We must start to treat climate change as what it is - a threat to United States security. And we must not delay.
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I went to church when I was younger, but it was never something pushed down my throat or anything, which is a good thing. I found out for myself where I belonged.
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My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.
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I think the hardest thing I went through in the UFC was my first loss. It was terrible. It was traumatizing. But it's just going back and rebuilding and getting better.
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Healthy discontent is the prelude to progress.
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It was a decent New Year's, but it took a million officers to make it so.
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That's been the most exciting part of the show - incorporating the magic and the acrobats and the singing and dancing to make our 'Pippin.'
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You get three hours' sleep and then you start all over again. Relentless. Pre-production was almost harder than filming. I was all over the city every day. It was really exhausting.
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Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
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Whatever my father did were great films. I don't want to remake any of them.
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I'll skate on concrete if I have to. I'm not worried about how fast the ice is. I'm worried about how fast I can go on the ice.
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I'm a huge pin collector.
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Facts alone are wanted in life. Plant nothing else, and root out everything else.
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I have only a few really enviable skills, but packing - condensing just the right amount of stuff into a single bag, whether the trip is for a weekend or, as in this case, seven weeks - is one of them.
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I do not have a bride gene. I haven't been planning a wedding since I was 3. I never put a sheet on my head and pretended that it was a veil.
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The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
