Andy Borowitz Quotes
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
Quotes to Explore
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We must continue building in all corners of the Land of Israel, with determination and without being confused.
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The main thing for me is to make sure our home is peaceful, that it's healthy, that the kids are good.
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My desire to be an artist really came out of being broke and unemployed and incapable of holding a job down. That's what it was driven by for sure.
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Any time Chris Nolan wants to call me for advice, he can.
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My mom and stepdad were strict. I couldn't date; I couldn't go out. And I was a kid who was never good at just taking no for an answer. I needed to understand why. And sometimes they weren't interested in explaining.
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Even the most embarrassing mishap can be spun into comedic gold.
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I went to church when I was younger, but it was never something pushed down my throat or anything, which is a good thing. I found out for myself where I belonged.
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My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.
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Healthy discontent is the prelude to progress.
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It was a decent New Year's, but it took a million officers to make it so.
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You get three hours' sleep and then you start all over again. Relentless. Pre-production was almost harder than filming. I was all over the city every day. It was really exhausting.
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Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
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Whatever my father did were great films. I don't want to remake any of them.
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There's constantly this melancholy about British hip-hop. People are always waiting for it to explode like American hip-hop, but it might just be that British hip-hop will always be as it is: an underground thing which will stay that way.
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I am called an Islamic fundamentalist by Rushdie. My critics in Pakistan say I am a Zionist agent. I must be doing something right.
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There never was a bad man that had ability for good service.
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Growth for the sake of growth is a cancerous madness.
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I'd like to get a chance to wear two different hats in the business. I also think it would be really great to do an adaptation of a great novel.
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Think about one of the most powerful influences on a young child's life - the absence of a father figure. Look back on recent presidents, and you'll find an absent, or weak, or failed father in the lives of Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama.
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Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face.
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After school I moved to London to get involved in music. I took the whole thing very seriously.
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It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
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Success is an act of exploration. That means the first thing you have to find is the unknown. Learning is searching; anything else is just waiting.
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The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
