Andy Borowitz Quotes
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
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We must continue building in all corners of the Land of Israel, with determination and without being confused.
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The main thing for me is to make sure our home is peaceful, that it's healthy, that the kids are good.
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My desire to be an artist really came out of being broke and unemployed and incapable of holding a job down. That's what it was driven by for sure.
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Any time Chris Nolan wants to call me for advice, he can.
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My mom and stepdad were strict. I couldn't date; I couldn't go out. And I was a kid who was never good at just taking no for an answer. I needed to understand why. And sometimes they weren't interested in explaining.
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A lot of young players don't really know much about the history of the game and a lot of them are missing out on what the game is all about, especially the whole concept of sportsmanship and teamwork.
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Even the most embarrassing mishap can be spun into comedic gold.
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We must start to treat climate change as what it is - a threat to United States security. And we must not delay.
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I went to church when I was younger, but it was never something pushed down my throat or anything, which is a good thing. I found out for myself where I belonged.
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My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.
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Healthy discontent is the prelude to progress.
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It was a decent New Year's, but it took a million officers to make it so.
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That's been the most exciting part of the show - incorporating the magic and the acrobats and the singing and dancing to make our 'Pippin.'
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You get three hours' sleep and then you start all over again. Relentless. Pre-production was almost harder than filming. I was all over the city every day. It was really exhausting.
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Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
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Whatever my father did were great films. I don't want to remake any of them.
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There's constantly this melancholy about British hip-hop. People are always waiting for it to explode like American hip-hop, but it might just be that British hip-hop will always be as it is: an underground thing which will stay that way.
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I am called an Islamic fundamentalist by Rushdie. My critics in Pakistan say I am a Zionist agent. I must be doing something right.
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Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'
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I suppose the desire to go to town helped make me ambitious, and the allure of the worlds that came in over the radio also helped. But the rewards of growing up on a farm were far greater in many ways than life in town.
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We need to write books that publicists and marketers and booksellers and book club leaders and librarians and readers can get excited about. That have something about them that makes them stand out. That makes them shine.
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Once I got a record contract, and I took my songs which weren't quite finished, or maybe they were a good idea, maybe they weren't. I took them into the studio and developed them. They came to life and they evolved... and they're great.
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In the end we're all searching for our home, that one place where we belong.
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The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
