Andy Borowitz Quotes
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
Quotes to Explore
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We must continue building in all corners of the Land of Israel, with determination and without being confused.
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The main thing for me is to make sure our home is peaceful, that it's healthy, that the kids are good.
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Any time Chris Nolan wants to call me for advice, he can.
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My mom and stepdad were strict. I couldn't date; I couldn't go out. And I was a kid who was never good at just taking no for an answer. I needed to understand why. And sometimes they weren't interested in explaining.
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Even the most embarrassing mishap can be spun into comedic gold.
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I went to church when I was younger, but it was never something pushed down my throat or anything, which is a good thing. I found out for myself where I belonged.
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My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.
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Healthy discontent is the prelude to progress.
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It was a decent New Year's, but it took a million officers to make it so.
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You get three hours' sleep and then you start all over again. Relentless. Pre-production was almost harder than filming. I was all over the city every day. It was really exhausting.
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Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
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Whatever my father did were great films. I don't want to remake any of them.
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There's constantly this melancholy about British hip-hop. People are always waiting for it to explode like American hip-hop, but it might just be that British hip-hop will always be as it is: an underground thing which will stay that way.
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I am called an Islamic fundamentalist by Rushdie. My critics in Pakistan say I am a Zionist agent. I must be doing something right.
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There never was a bad man that had ability for good service.
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Growth for the sake of growth is a cancerous madness.
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I'd like to get a chance to wear two different hats in the business. I also think it would be really great to do an adaptation of a great novel.
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As a writer and sometime activist who needs to promote my books and articles and occasionally rally people to one cause or another, I found Facebook fast and convenient. Though I never really used it to socialize, I figured it was OK to let other people do that, and I benefited from their behavior.
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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
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Seraphim,The lost hosts awaken
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People who devote themselves to a life of style are admirable.
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Laughter is the music of life.
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You only have one life and if you're not doing what you love, what's the point?
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The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
