Andy Borowitz Quotes
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
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We must continue building in all corners of the Land of Israel, with determination and without being confused.
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The main thing for me is to make sure our home is peaceful, that it's healthy, that the kids are good.
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Any time Chris Nolan wants to call me for advice, he can.
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My mom and stepdad were strict. I couldn't date; I couldn't go out. And I was a kid who was never good at just taking no for an answer. I needed to understand why. And sometimes they weren't interested in explaining.
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Even the most embarrassing mishap can be spun into comedic gold.
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I went to church when I was younger, but it was never something pushed down my throat or anything, which is a good thing. I found out for myself where I belonged.
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My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.
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Healthy discontent is the prelude to progress.
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It was a decent New Year's, but it took a million officers to make it so.
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You get three hours' sleep and then you start all over again. Relentless. Pre-production was almost harder than filming. I was all over the city every day. It was really exhausting.
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Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
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Whatever my father did were great films. I don't want to remake any of them.
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There's constantly this melancholy about British hip-hop. People are always waiting for it to explode like American hip-hop, but it might just be that British hip-hop will always be as it is: an underground thing which will stay that way.
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I am called an Islamic fundamentalist by Rushdie. My critics in Pakistan say I am a Zionist agent. I must be doing something right.
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I'd like to get a chance to wear two different hats in the business. I also think it would be really great to do an adaptation of a great novel.
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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
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I don't want to make films for myself.
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People after death become complete again. The blind can see, the deaf can hear, cripples are no longer crippled after all their vital signs have ceased to exist.
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I'd always fantasized about writing a new play. Even when I had all this success in television, what I was daydreaming about in my dressing room is that one day I would do it.
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I will never have a problem working with anybody. I will even work with a man if he dresses up like a woman, because it's my job. I am here to act.
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Life is so beautiful, but there are all these scary things you can't deny.
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I have two older brothers, and they were a huge part of life; we were very close. We used to run around and get into trouble. That's what I came from - that exploring nature.
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If you're lucky enough to fall in love, that's one thing. Otherwise all that was ever truly beautiful to me was boyhood. It's the meal we sup on for the rest of our lives. Love puts the icing on life. But if you don't find it...you must call on your childhood memories over and over till you do.
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The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
