Barry Webster Quotes
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I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.
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If you can attribute your success entirely to your own mental effort, to your own attitude, to some spiritual essence that you have that is better than other people's, then that must feel pretty good.
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When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.
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It's unfathomable how you live without your mother.
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I wasn't looking out, I was looking in. I knew something was in me, I just wasn't sure how valuable it was.
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Just because people count you out and don't give you any love ... how about making them all fools?
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Success is overrated.
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People can dress you the way they want, they can do your makeup the way they want, but they can never take away your voice.
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I like to complain and do nothing to make things better.
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I have no other view than to promote the public good, and am unambitious of honors not founded in the approbation of my Country.
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New York is just New York. It's a hard city, it's a hard city to live in. It's a desperate city. It's filled with scam artists and people who are always looking for a way in and a way out and the majority of people have to really negotiate their way through that jungle to get to the other side; the other side being a place of tranquility and peace and home and safety.
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It would be a miracle, for example, if I dropped a stone and it rose upwards. But is it no miracle that it falls to the ground?
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Yesterday I staked off the ground on the hill for an orchard. I want to get 1000 apple trees agrowing.
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In Africa, you often see that the difference between a village where everybody eats and a village where people starve is government. One has a functioning government, and the other does not. Which is why it bothers me when I hear people say that government is the enemy. They don't understand its fundamental role.
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Only occasionally do I read new fiction. Most of my reading is heavily dictated by what I'm writing at the time.
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You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
