Barry Webster Quotes

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

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• I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.

  

  Ian Hecox
  • Funny
  • Care
  • Watches

• If you can attribute your success entirely to your own mental effort, to your own attitude, to some spiritual essence that you have that is better than other people's, then that must feel pretty good.

  

  Barbara Ehrenreich
  • People
  • Good
  • Pretty

• When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.

  

  Samuel Johnson
  • Man
  • Woman
  • Conversation

• It's unfathomable how you live without your mother.

  

  Dawn Steel
  • Live
  • Mother

• I wasn't looking out, I was looking in. I knew something was in me, I just wasn't sure how valuable it was.

  

  T. D. Jakes
  • Valuable

• Just because people count you out and don't give you any love ... how about making them all fools?

  

  Eddie Charles Jones
  • People
  • Love
  • Give

• Success is overrated.

  

  Keith Olbermann
  • Success

• People can dress you the way they want, they can do your makeup the way they want, but they can never take away your voice.

  

  Marina Ann Hantzis aTelecine
  • People
  • Voice
  • Makeup

• I like to complain and do nothing to make things better.

  

  Kurt Cobain Nirvana
  • Things
  • Complain

• I have no other view than to promote the public good, and am unambitious of honors not founded in the approbation of my Country.

  

  George Washington
  • Country
  • View
  • Promote

• New York is just New York. It's a hard city, it's a hard city to live in. It's a desperate city. It's filled with scam artists and people who are always looking for a way in and a way out and the majority of people have to really negotiate their way through that jungle to get to the other side; the other side being a place of tranquility and peace and home and safety.

  

  Scott Cohen
  • People
  • Home
  • Artist

• I don’t know why Nightingale was so surprised—I barely knew four and a half spells and you couldn’t have got me to give it up, and that’s despite close brushes with death by vampire, hanging, malignant spirit, riot, tigerman, and the ever-present risk of overdoing the magic and getting a brain aneurysm.

  

  Ben Aaronovitch
  • Spirit
  • Magic
  • Vampire

• But then I have always been somewhat of a square peg in a round hole.

  

  Cressida Cowell
  • Hole
  • Round
  • Square

• They should have a rule: in order to be a sportswriter, you have to have played that sport, at some level; high school, college, junior college, somewhere. Or, you should have had to have been around the game for a long time.

  

  Oscar Robertson
  • Time
  • Long
  • School

• A new idea is first condemned as ridiculous and then dismissed as trivial, until finally, it becomes what everybody knows.

  

  William James
  • Change
  • inspirational
  • Firsts

• When a man's knowledge is not in order, the more of it he has the greater will be his confusion.

  

  Herbert Spencer
  • Knowledge
  • Order
  • Confusion

• You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

  

  Barry Webster
  • Ground
  • Hole