Behdad Sami Quotes
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I've fixed the toilet. And I've been crawling in claustrophobic places... you have to deal with that when you become a homeowner.
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The art schools... you get young kids doing the most vile and meaningless crap. I think they believe every bit of it.
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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I spend all day figuring out how to beat the machine and knock the crap out of the political power structure.
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People think you have this exciting and romantic life, because you project this exciting, romantic life on screen. But in reality you're just doing the same thing as everyone else - you know, sitting around watching TV with your gut hanging out, playing with your kid, or even sitting on the toilet. You know what's weird? Even I'm not that interested in my personal life any more.
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I look at some of the songs I wrote years ago and I can't believe I wrote such crap.
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I still think a reasonable question is, would we be better off with [Muamar] Gadhafi and Bashar al-Assad still in there and Mubarak still there and Saddam [Hussein] there than the crap we have got looking at us now?
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Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.
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It's now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt ate at McDonald's. Apparently he timed his meal so when the race started he would have exactly 9.63 seconds to get to a toilet.
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I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up. It's what the founding fathers would want.
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I never said half the crap people said I did.
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Everything government touches turns to crap.
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We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.
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I can show bands how to produce themselves. In the same way, many bands think you can't make it without some fat cat in London or New York to manage you. Thats just crap. All you need is someone a bit older than you with a bit of business nous whom you trust.
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I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.
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You may have crap that wants to drag you down, but if you really like what you're doing, then there's always a silver lining.
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Not to go to the theater is like making one's toilet without a mirror.
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I do all my interviews on the toilet.
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Everything that works in sales has been done already. Just keep track of the crap that you buy, or the awesome stuff that you buy, and decide what was the trigger, and then just sell to people like you. It's really that easy - and that's what I do.
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The modern media environment is so overrun with bullshit and static and people trying to sell you stupid crap. It makes you want to bite yourself.
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It is easy for men to write and talk like philosophers, but to act with wisdom, there is the rub!
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No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished?
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What I want any genre to do, what I want any work of art to do, is to illuminate the human condition.
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If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.
