Behdad Sami Quotes
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I've fixed the toilet. And I've been crawling in claustrophobic places... you have to deal with that when you become a homeowner.
J. B. Pritzker
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The art schools... you get young kids doing the most vile and meaningless crap. I think they believe every bit of it.
Leonard Baskin
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
Louise Rennison
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I spend all day figuring out how to beat the machine and knock the crap out of the political power structure.
Bella Abzug
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People think you have this exciting and romantic life, because you project this exciting, romantic life on screen. But in reality you're just doing the same thing as everyone else - you know, sitting around watching TV with your gut hanging out, playing with your kid, or even sitting on the toilet. You know what's weird? Even I'm not that interested in my personal life any more.
Ben Affleck
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I look at some of the songs I wrote years ago and I can't believe I wrote such crap.
Billy Joel
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I still think a reasonable question is, would we be better off with [Muamar] Gadhafi and Bashar al-Assad still in there and Mubarak still there and Saddam [Hussein] there than the crap we have got looking at us now?
Chris Matthews
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Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.
Courtney Love
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It's now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt ate at McDonald's. Apparently he timed his meal so when the race started he would have exactly 9.63 seconds to get to a toilet.
Conan O'Brien
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I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up. It's what the founding fathers would want.
Jim Gaffigan
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I never said half the crap people said I did.
Albert Einstein
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Everything government touches turns to crap.
Ringo Starr The Beatles
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We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.
Don Henley The Eagles
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I can show bands how to produce themselves. In the same way, many bands think you can't make it without some fat cat in London or New York to manage you. Thats just crap. All you need is someone a bit older than you with a bit of business nous whom you trust.
Johnny Marr Pretenders
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I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.
Siobhan Máire Deirdre Fahey Bananarama
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You may have crap that wants to drag you down, but if you really like what you're doing, then there's always a silver lining.
Vince Neil Mötley Crüe
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Not to go to the theater is like making one's toilet without a mirror.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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I do all my interviews on the toilet.
Slash Guns N' Roses
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The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
Howard Stern
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I don't think about delivery. I don't think about mechanics. I just think about throwing hard.
Eric Gagne
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Fall in love with some activity, and do it! Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter.
Richard Feynman
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I usually want to die or do nothing.
Daul Kim
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Once you base your whole life striving on a desperate lie, and try to implement that lie, you instrument your own undoing.
Ernest Becker
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If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.
Behdad Sami