Behdad Sami Quotes
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I've fixed the toilet. And I've been crawling in claustrophobic places... you have to deal with that when you become a homeowner.
J. B. Pritzker
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The art schools... you get young kids doing the most vile and meaningless crap. I think they believe every bit of it.
Leonard Baskin
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
Louise Rennison
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I spend all day figuring out how to beat the machine and knock the crap out of the political power structure.
Bella Abzug
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People think you have this exciting and romantic life, because you project this exciting, romantic life on screen. But in reality you're just doing the same thing as everyone else - you know, sitting around watching TV with your gut hanging out, playing with your kid, or even sitting on the toilet. You know what's weird? Even I'm not that interested in my personal life any more.
Ben Affleck
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I look at some of the songs I wrote years ago and I can't believe I wrote such crap.
Billy Joel
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I still think a reasonable question is, would we be better off with [Muamar] Gadhafi and Bashar al-Assad still in there and Mubarak still there and Saddam [Hussein] there than the crap we have got looking at us now?
Chris Matthews
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Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.
Courtney Love
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It's now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt ate at McDonald's. Apparently he timed his meal so when the race started he would have exactly 9.63 seconds to get to a toilet.
Conan O'Brien
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I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up. It's what the founding fathers would want.
Jim Gaffigan
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I never said half the crap people said I did.
Albert Einstein
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Everything government touches turns to crap.
Ringo Starr The Beatles
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We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.
Don Henley The Eagles
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I can show bands how to produce themselves. In the same way, many bands think you can't make it without some fat cat in London or New York to manage you. Thats just crap. All you need is someone a bit older than you with a bit of business nous whom you trust.
Johnny Marr Pretenders
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I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.
Siobhan Máire Deirdre Fahey Bananarama
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You may have crap that wants to drag you down, but if you really like what you're doing, then there's always a silver lining.
Vince Neil Mötley Crüe
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Not to go to the theater is like making one's toilet without a mirror.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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I do all my interviews on the toilet.
Slash Guns N' Roses
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The modern media environment is so overrun with bullshit and static and people trying to sell you stupid crap. It makes you want to bite yourself.
Brad Listi
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Let this point therefore stand: that those whom the Holy Spirit has inwardly taught truly rest upon Scripture, and that Scripture itself is self-authenticated. . . . Therefore, illumined by his power, we believe neither by our own nor by any one else's judgment that Scripture is from God; but above human judgment we affirm with utter certainty (just as if we were gazing upon the majesty of God himself) that it has flowed to us from the very mouth of God by the ministry of men.
John Calvin
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Don't ask God to give you a light burden. Ask Him to give you strong shoulders to carry a heavy burden.
Bob Jones, Sr.
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No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished?
Lee Iacocca
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If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.
Behdad Sami