Retta (Marietta Sangai Sirleaf) Quotes

I prefer to tell stories. If it's funny, then I want to do it on stage.

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• You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.

  

  Wendi McLendon-Covey
  • Hope
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  • Day

• I have an unfortunate personality.

  

  Orson Welles
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• Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.

  

  Hannah Simone
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• I saw Quentin Tarantino's 'Django Unchained,' and you could say a lot of things against it, but it was incredible fun. I don't like blood and gore, and I am very squeamish about violence, but Tarantino's violence is actually funny.

  

  Salman Rushdie
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• I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

  

  J. B. Smoove
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• It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.

  

  Naima Adedapo
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• So, I guess motherhood and the threat of not being able to pay my rent inspired me to be a novelist. But as far as what inspired me to be a writer, it's the stories. It sounds very cliched, but the stories rise up and demand to be told. They always have done, long before I became a writer.

  

  Gayle Forman
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• My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak up on you and then you listen again, and say: 'That's so funny.' John Prine's songs have always had this really witty tone.

  

  Kacey Musgraves
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• What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

  

  W. Clement Stone
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• And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.

  

  Fran Drescher
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• What's funny is my mom took me to the theater for the first time when I was six years old, and I was just amazed by it. I just said, 'Hey Mom, can I do this too?' And so she signed me up for little theater classes, and I remember my first audition for a play when I was seven years old was for 'The Thankful Elf.'

  

  Dana Davis
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• I always dreamed about getting on TV and being part of a team - a funny ensemble.

  

  D'Arcy Carden
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• I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.

  

  Ian Mcewan
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• It is the American practice to present others as guilty wherever they are defeated. Is it not funny that those with 160,000 forces in Iraq accuse us of interference?'

  

  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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• It was Toto that made Dorothy laugh, and saved her from growing as gray as her other surroundings. Toto was not gray; he was a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose.

  

  L. Frank Baum
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• Dad was the first man I fell in love with. He was a very funny man. He grew up in the East End of London and was very dynamic, and I understood why my mother fell in love with him.

  

  Patsy Kensit
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• The time that Ted and I spend talking about our careers is almost infinitesimally small. We mostly talk about our kids and our grandkids. I think we talk about our careers if something funny happened at work. We're very childlike in many ways.

  

  Mary Steenburgen
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• The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.

  

  Kevin Nealon
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• Unfortunately, sometimes the fans forget who puts the money and passion into the club. It's funny, but when you win, it's the coach and the players who are responsible, but when you lose, it's the owner's fault; but that's football.

  

  Andrea Della Valle
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• If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

  

  Jason Segel
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• When someone shouts 'Skins' at you, its funny the first time. But after a hundred times, you think, 'I do have a name.'

  

  Kaya Scodelario
  • Time
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• Nature is the purest thing we can touch and observe. It can be the most beautiful and also the most devastating.

  

  Jeff Nichols
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• I prefer to tell stories. If it's funny, then I want to do it on stage.

  

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