Cathy Ladman Quotes

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

Cathy Ladman

• Checks
• Mailman
• Annuals
• Gynecologists
• Postcards

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• Unsuccessful people get up whenever they feel like it and the first thing they do is watch television, read the paper, or check email. The rest of the day is pretty much 50% below maximum performance.

  

  Brian Tracy
  • People
  • Up
  • Pretty

• Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.

  

  Cynthia Nixon
  • Good
  • Friend
  • Taken

• If you want to be somewhere, you should go to that place and check it out.

  

  Kalup Linzy
  • Want
  • Should
  • Checks

• That's why when I send a postcard I quiz people. "Hey, did you get that postcard?" "Yeah, yeah yeah." "Well what'd I say?" "Uh, you were havin-" "I was in jail"

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • People
  • Funny
  • Humor

• I'm just a guy. I get treated like I'm famous but I don't take it seriously. I take the time people take out to check me out very, very seriously.

  

  Henry Rollins Black Flag
  • People
  • Guy
  • Treated

• No more misquoted forms, lost invoices, redundant entries, missing checks, or delays caused by incomplete paperwork.

  

  Bill Gates
  • Checks
  • Forms
  • Paperwork

• Write 100 things that you love about your partner. It's another way of keeping yourself in check. It's hard to do.

  

  Chris Pirillo
  • Writing
  • Way
  • Partners

• All her life she'd been warned that men were slaves to their desires, that they held their impulses in barely controlled check. A woman--a lady--must be very, very careful of her actions so she did not put spark to the gunpowder that was a man's libido.

  

  Elizabeth Hoyt
  • Men
  • Action
  • Desire

• The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one.

  

  Barry Crimmins
  • Means
  • Corporations
  • Checks

• The mailman always delivers.

  

  Charlie Flynn
  • Delivers
  • Mailman

• Anytime I feel my feathers ruffle off of someone else's success, I have to check myself. It's normally fear based or ego related and it's my daily work to let it go and focus on me, because that's the only person I can control and make grow.

  

  Kathryn Budig
  • Focus
  • Feels
  • Persons

• Who knew, when you were watching the Verizon ad and the guy said, 'Can you hear me now,' that was really just a mic check for the Obama administration.

  

  Rick Perry
  • Guy
  • Administration
  • Checks

• One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation. For example: The retarded gynecologist, the retarded Jesus, the retarded Osama Bin Laden. It works. It's funny. Inappropriate? I dunno. I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of what crosses the line of good taste being that I am retarded. Socially perhaps, but severly retarded.

  

  Bonnie McFarlane
  • Comedy
  • Jesus
  • Judge

• Having money and buying things with money is a good thing. But also do not forget to check occasionally to lose if you do not buy anything with money or not

  

  George Horace Lorimer
  • Forget
  • Loses
  • Buying

• If I could tell you only one thing about my life, it would be this: When I was 7 years old, the mailman ran over my head.

  

  Brady Udall
  • My Life
  • Mailman

• Millions of unnecessary photos are taken every day. People stand before the Pyramids and photograph them, when for three cents they could buy postcards which show them much better.

  

  Edouard Boubat
  • Photos
  • Pyramids
  • Postcards

• What's interesting about Twitter is the unmediatedness of it, the directness of it. I'm on a train somewhere in New York and I send out a tweet. Somebody sitting at dinner in Bombay checks their phone and they see it.

  

  Teju Cole
  • Interesting
  • Train
  • Dinner

• My work is therapeutic: 'Monster's Ball,' 'Woodsman' and 'Shadowboxer,' because I don't go to therapy, and I sort of live life through my films.

  

  Lee Daniels
  • Life
  • Work
  • Live

• I think in general, people look at all Olympic athletes, look at all superstar athletes, and they say, "Okay, this guy doesn't have any insecurities." They're almost like these icons who - I don't know how to say it, but like they can't make mistakes. But the reality is, and I'll tell you this firsthand, a lot of great athletes have a lot of insecurities, and they have a really hard time dealing with a lot of so-called losing or however you want to classify it.

  

  Apolo Ohno
  • People
  • Time
  • Great

• You may lie with your mouth, but with the mouth you make as you do so you none the less tell the truth.

  

  Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Truth
  • Lie
  • Mouth

• Objectivity consists in understanding that the only one who never makes a mistake is the one who never does anything.

  

  Vladimir Kramnik
  • Understanding
  • Mistake
  • Doe

• I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

  

  Cathy Ladman
  • Checks
  • Mailman
  • Annuals