Cathy Ladman Quotes

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

Cathy Ladman

• Checks
• Annuals
• Mailman
• Postcards
• Gynecologists

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• Unsuccessful people get up whenever they feel like it and the first thing they do is watch television, read the paper, or check email. The rest of the day is pretty much 50% below maximum performance.

  

  Brian Tracy
  • People
  • Up
  • Pretty

• Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.

  

  Cynthia Nixon
  • Good
  • Friend
  • Taken

• If you want to be somewhere, you should go to that place and check it out.

  

  Kalup Linzy
  • Want
  • Should
  • Checks

• That's why when I send a postcard I quiz people. "Hey, did you get that postcard?" "Yeah, yeah yeah." "Well what'd I say?" "Uh, you were havin-" "I was in jail"

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • People
  • Funny
  • Humor

• The novel is very much alive, indeed. In Toronto at the Sixth Annual International Festival of Authors (October 1985) I listened to novelists by the dozen.

  

  William Golding
  • Alive
  • Novel
  • October

• I'm just a guy. I get treated like I'm famous but I don't take it seriously. I take the time people take out to check me out very, very seriously.

  

  Henry Rollins Black Flag
  • People
  • Guy
  • Treated

• Can I take a rain check? Weekends are busy for me." He shrugged, his perma smile back in all its dimpled glory. "You'd probably figure out a way to nearly get killed, anyway.

  

  Kiersten White
  • Rain
  • Glory
  • Weekend

• We are mad, not only individually, but nationally. We check manslaughter and isolated murders; but what of war and the much-vaunted crime of slaughtering whole peoples?

  

  Seneca the Younger
  • War
  • Justice
  • Mad

• No more misquoted forms, lost invoices, redundant entries, missing checks, or delays caused by incomplete paperwork.

  

  Bill Gates
  • Checks
  • Forms
  • Paperwork

• Write 100 things that you love about your partner. It's another way of keeping yourself in check. It's hard to do.

  

  Chris Pirillo
  • Writing
  • Way
  • Partners

• All her life she'd been warned that men were slaves to their desires, that they held their impulses in barely controlled check. A woman--a lady--must be very, very careful of her actions so she did not put spark to the gunpowder that was a man's libido.

  

  Elizabeth Hoyt
  • Men
  • Action
  • Desire

• The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one.

  

  Barry Crimmins
  • Means
  • Corporations
  • Checks

• The mailman always delivers.

  

  Charlie Flynn
  • Delivers
  • Mailman

• Anytime I feel my feathers ruffle off of someone else's success, I have to check myself. It's normally fear based or ego related and it's my daily work to let it go and focus on me, because that's the only person I can control and make grow.

  

  Kathryn Budig
  • Focus
  • Feels
  • Persons

• All of us should be on guard against beliefs that flatter ourselves. At the very least, we should check such beliefs against facts.

  

  Thomas Sowell
  • Should
  • Belief
  • Facts

• Who knew, when you were watching the Verizon ad and the guy said, 'Can you hear me now,' that was really just a mic check for the Obama administration.

  

  Rick Perry
  • Guy
  • Administration
  • Checks

• One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation. For example: The retarded gynecologist, the retarded Jesus, the retarded Osama Bin Laden. It works. It's funny. Inappropriate? I dunno. I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of what crosses the line of good taste being that I am retarded. Socially perhaps, but severly retarded.

  

  Bonnie McFarlane
  • Comedy
  • Jesus
  • Judge

• Having money and buying things with money is a good thing. But also do not forget to check occasionally to lose if you do not buy anything with money or not

  

  George Horace Lorimer
  • Forget
  • Loses
  • Buying

• The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.

  

  Rupert Murdoch
  • Checks

• The principle of collective leadership is elementary for a proletarian party and for a party of the Lenin type. Nevertheless, we must emphasize this old truth, because for about 20 years we have had practically no collective leadership; there flourished the cult of the individual which was condemned first by Marx and then by Lenin. And this, of course, could not but reflect negatively on the position of the party and its work.

  

  Anastas Mikoyan
  • Truth
  • Leadership
  • Cult

• If you want to be your best, spend a lot of time exploring what is more than enough. Push yourself until the bar is lying immobile across your chest. Push yourself right off the edge of your capacity.

  

  Brad Alan Lewis
  • Push
  • Exploring
  • Chest

• I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

  

  Cathy Ladman
  • Checks
  • Annuals
  • Mailman