Chic Murray (Charles Thomas McKinnon "Chic" Murray) Quotes
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.
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I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn't do anything funny. And I don't like books where there's a rough-and-tumble boy and a really clever, snotty girl. That's just not my experience with teenagers.
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I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.
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The next step in my life is hopefully meeting a nice guy and getting married.
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I am an independent, strong-willed, free, and unfettered individual who lets his wife decide for him what he wants to eat.
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A nice blend of prediction and surprise seem to be at the heart of the best art.
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When the days start to get shorter, I want to be in some nice brick building on the East Coast with the lights glowing in the windows. When the daylight starts changing, I want to be out West.
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There's that stigma about New Yorkers, how they're so mean, but in my experience it was quite the opposite. People were very genuine and very nice, even on the subway.
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My first jobs after graduation in 1955 were as a project engineer for G.E. and later with the U.S. government in Washington, D.C., where I met and married my wife, Dolores Celini.
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It cost me a lot of money to have a vacation, basically. It's nice to step back and see there's more to life.
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It's funny, my kids and I live together, and I have a lot of actor friends. So my kids think everyone is on television every now and again, since everyone they know pops up here, but there's a whole rap of things they won't watch until they're 16 or 17.
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
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Most of the things that really matter require faith. 'How do I know that my wife loves me?' 'How do I know that Mozart's 'Jupiter Symphony' is sublime and beautiful?' There are all sorts of things which come at a more lowly level than that - 'How do I know that two plus two equals four?' There are different layers, different types of knowing.
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I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy.
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
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Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are tall and, you know, some women are short.
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My wife noticed that I wrote really good complaint letters about faulty products and that I could get anything I wanted out of these big corporations, and she said that I was a good writer and that I should go to my dad and ask him for help.
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It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.
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Learning to be your natural self in front of five cameras and a silent studio takes time. Trying to be funny under duress is probably a lot like trying to play golf relaxed under pressure.
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You know, the men go to tea houses with the expectation that they will have a nice quiet evening and not read about it the next morning in the newspaper.
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If we are to create tomorrow's jobs, we can't remain frozen in time in yesterday's tax system.
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In terms of fear, I still am most afraid of Freddie Kruger.
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My love life is wonderful.
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No matter what shape or size you are, you should feel confident in your own skin. You should feel like a beautiful woman, no matter what!
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My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.
