Brad Williams Quotes
Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
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I'm comfortable only when there's a mutual attraction. That's what anyone wants. If I find out she's not attracted to me, it brings down my level of attraction to her. If I'm interested and find out she's not, I tend to cool off.
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I have a thousands wants; it's hard to really hone in on just a few.
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Everyone wants me to be this political person... I'm not Malcolm X.
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Everybody wants to be great at something.
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I'm a woman, and every woman wants to be skinnier - unfortunately.
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My guess is that if David Beckham wants Ronaldo's jersey, he's going to get it.
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
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Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then, by God, do something. Don't just stand there, make it happen.
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The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.
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If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
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99.9% of plumbers make less than a quarter million dollars a year, and I'm going to give Joe a break whether he wants it or not.
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You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!.
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I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'
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It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.
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I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.
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I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes.
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Trust not a woman when she weeps, for it is her nature to weep when she wants her will.
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The fewer our wants the more we resemble the Gods.
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The actors that I love to work with, they're hard on me. They're pushing me.
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The precondition of success and entry to the top politics is primarily one's will - that is, making one's own decisions, because it means having to leave your home or move your family, quit social networking and build new contacts, since central governments are seated in capitals.
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An EMP explosion would wipe out our grid, wipe out our cellular system.
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Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
