Brad Williams Quotes

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

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• I'm comfortable only when there's a mutual attraction. That's what anyone wants. If I find out she's not attracted to me, it brings down my level of attraction to her. If I'm interested and find out she's not, I tend to cool off.

  

  Nathan Fillion
  • Me
  • Interested
  • Wants

• I have a thousands wants; it's hard to really hone in on just a few.

  

  Haley Bennett
  • Hard
  • Just
  • Wants

• Everyone wants me to be this political person... I'm not Malcolm X.

  

  Ilyasah Shabazz
  • Political
  • Person
  • Wants

• Everybody wants to be great at something.

  

  D. L. Hughley
  • Great
  • Something
  • Wants

• I'm a woman, and every woman wants to be skinnier - unfortunately.

  

  Lara Stone
  • Woman
  • Wants
  • Unfortunately

• My guess is that if David Beckham wants Ronaldo's jersey, he's going to get it.

  

  Landon Donovan
  • Going
  • Wants
  • Guess

• Man wants but little here below, nor wants that little long.

  

  Oliver Goldsmith
  • Man
  • Here
  • Wants

• Most jokes state a bitter truth.

  

  Larry Gelbart
  • Truth
  • Bitter
  • Jokes

• People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually people who were in an environment, when they were young, where jokes were at a premium, or at least considered important to a life. My parents always listened to the comedy radio shows, we went to the comedy movies, and my parents appreciated comedy. So kids listen and follow what their parents like.

  

  Carl Reiner
  • People
  • Life
  • Thinking

• 'Master Blaster,' by Stevie Wonder, is up-tempo and fun, like Stevie himself. Stevie's always making jokes; he really knows how to put people at ease. He's one of my inspirations, as a musician and a person.

  

  Ziggy Marley
  • Fun
  • Wonder
  • Inspiration

• One old lady who wants her head lifted wouldn't be so bad, but you multiply her two hundred and fifty thousand times and what you get is a book club.

  

  Flannery O'Connor
  • Book
  • Bad
  • Wants

• Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then, by God, do something. Don't just stand there, make it happen.

  

  Lee Iacocca
  • God
  • Education
  • Apply

• The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

  

  Andy Samberg
  • Jokes
  • Fart

• If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.

  

  Andy Samberg
  • Humanity
  • Jokes
  • Letting Go

• 99.9% of plumbers make less than a quarter million dollars a year, and I'm going to give Joe a break whether he wants it or not.

  

  Barack Obama
  • Break
  • Wants
  • Less

• You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!.

  

  Rob Zombie
  • Might
  • Generations
  • Jokes

• The man who actually knows just what he wants in life has already gone a long way toward attaining it.

  

  Napoleon Hill
  • Life
  • Long
  • Wants

• I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'

  

  Aziz Ansari
  • People
  • Up
  • Guy

• It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.

  

  Martha Gellhorn
  • Imagination
  • Bitter
  • Jokes

• I have spent many years holding so tightly to things - wants, desires, etc. - but inevitably, they or something even better only arrives when I release the grasp.

  

  Allison McAtee
  • Desires
  • Wants
  • Grasp

• I made the decision to come back to New York, quit my job and move to Paris.

  

  Ed Bradley
  • Job
  • Decision
  • New York

• I'm such a chameleon. I never get bored.

  

  Natalie Imbruglia
  • Never
  • Bored
  • Chameleon

• I do know this about pride: pride is tiring, a cruel task-master, a complicator, a destroyer. Humility, in contrast, relaxes, refreshes, relieves, simplifies, renews. To the degree that becoming childlike includes becoming humble, humility releases childlike play, laughter, sleep, smiles, fun. Our pride forces us to take ourselves so seriously, which leads us to take others less seriously and God less seriously still.

  

  Brian D. McLaren
  • Pride
  • Humility
  • Destroyer

• Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

  

  Brad Williams
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