Robin Williams Quotes
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The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way.
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I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.
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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
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Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that’s going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Sometimes you have to make a movie to make money.
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Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up and just start talking to you, and you can see the red light on their phone.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
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You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
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All it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul.
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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
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A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.
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The 'Aladdin' thing - that's not work; that's just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do all the work. Not a bad way to cash a large check, my friend.
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You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.