Robin Williams Quotes
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My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad. I use my arms, badly.
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The essential truth is that sometimes you're worried that they'll find out it's a fluke, that you don't really have it. You've lost the muse or - the worst dread - you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on.
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The idea of Juilliard was that it would give you this toolbox full of skills that you could take with you and apply to anything.
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The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.
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If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.
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You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up and just start talking to you, and you can see the red light on their phone.
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Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man.
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Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.
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For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.
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I left school and couldn't find acting work, so I started going to clubs where you could do stand-up. I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.
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Age makes you more confident. When you realize that it’s time now to just do things. When there’s not the pressure to perform on some level of expectations, there’s more to just explore.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
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No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.
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You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It's vivid that way. I can't type it into an iPad - I think that would put a filter into the process.
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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that’s going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.