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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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You’re still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.
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Never say goodbye because saying goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money’ but they changed it to alimony.
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In England, if you commit a crime, the police don’t have a gun and you don’t have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say “Stop, or I’ll say stop again.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, everywhere even the stars.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is some fan mail you don't really want to open. This is a man who is a chemist and who specializes in making bombs and despises humanity.
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You must strive to find your own voice because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.
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The only weapon we have is the comedy.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Reality: What a concept!
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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On stage you’re free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you’d be arrested.
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I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.
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From the point of view of being in the public radar, comedians have less problems than other actors. Action movie stars like Stallone or Schwarzenegger usually attract the more aggressive fans.
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In America they really do mythologise people when they die.