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The essential truth is that sometimes you're worried that they'll find out it's a fluke, that you don't really have it. You've lost the muse or - the worst dread - you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on.
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Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
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I have not thought about it, but when I die, just dance on my grave and water the plants with what you are drinking. Please do not clone me, because after a while your clone is not as bright as you are.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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The idea of Juilliard was that it would give you this toolbox full of skills that you could take with you and apply to anything.
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When I went home from Juilliard, I couldn't find acting work.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so … look at the platypus.
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No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that’s going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, 'My boy's got learnin'!'
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
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For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.
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Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.
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My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad. I use my arms, badly.
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You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.
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When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
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