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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up and just start talking to you, and you can see the red light on their phone.
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There are three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
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I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
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The 'Aladdin' thing - that's not work; that's just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do all the work. Not a bad way to cash a large check, my friend.
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I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.
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You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.
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Sometimes you have to make a movie to make money.
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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There is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
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We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
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What’s my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn’t there someone more qualified?
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What’s wrong with death, sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can’t we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor? Death is not the enemy, gentlemen. If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing.
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I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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You have this idea that you’d better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.
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I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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Stop being afraid of getting older. With age comes wisdom and confidence.