Robin Williams Quotes
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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There are three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
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You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money’ but they changed it to alimony.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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What’s my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn’t there someone more qualified?
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When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
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Carpe per diem - seize the check.
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A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.
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I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers' chops.
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I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
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There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it’s independent or a studio movie. I’m much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I’ll be second fiddle. Fine. I’m happy to do it.
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Stop being afraid of getting older. With age comes wisdom and confidence.
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You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
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In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is some fan mail you don't really want to open. This is a man who is a chemist and who specializes in making bombs and despises humanity.
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All it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul.