Robin Williams Quotes
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What’s my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn’t there someone more qualified?
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When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.
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I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers' chops.
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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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There are three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money’ but they changed it to alimony.
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There is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.
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A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.
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Carpe per diem - seize the check.
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.