Robin Williams Quotes
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There are three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.
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You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
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I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers' chops.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.
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I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
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Carpe per diem - seize the check.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it’s independent or a studio movie. I’m much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I’ll be second fiddle. Fine. I’m happy to do it.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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Stop being afraid of getting older. With age comes wisdom and confidence.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.
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All it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul.
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You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
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One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.