Robin Williams Quotes
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
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I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers' chops.
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There are three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
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What’s my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn’t there someone more qualified?
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When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money’ but they changed it to alimony.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is some fan mail you don't really want to open. This is a man who is a chemist and who specializes in making bombs and despises humanity.
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A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.
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Stop being afraid of getting older. With age comes wisdom and confidence.
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Carpe per diem - seize the check.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.
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There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.
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I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
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You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.