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We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
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The 'Aladdin' thing - that's not work; that's just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do all the work. Not a bad way to cash a large check, my friend.
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Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up and just start talking to you, and you can see the red light on their phone.
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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All it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul.
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Stop being afraid of getting older. With age comes wisdom and confidence.
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I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
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What’s wrong with death, sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can’t we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor? Death is not the enemy, gentlemen. If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing.
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What’s my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn’t there someone more qualified?
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When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
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I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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I'm much more open to being a supporting actor right now. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.
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Death is nature’s way of saying, Your table is ready.
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I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken.
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I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it’s independent or a studio movie. I’m much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I’ll be second fiddle. Fine. I’m happy to do it.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.