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I've never been asked to appear on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!,' so I guess I mustn't be on the professional skids just yet.
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Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it’s independent or a studio movie. I’m much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I’ll be second fiddle. Fine. I’m happy to do it.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.
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It's hard when you read an article saying bad things about you. It is as if someone is sticking a knife on your heart. But I am the harshest critic of my work.
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I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours.
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I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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You’re still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude.
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When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.
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One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.
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I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken.
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From the point of view of being in the public radar, comedians have less problems than other actors. Action movie stars like Stallone or Schwarzenegger usually attract the more aggressive fans.
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I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.