Robin Williams Quotes
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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
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Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
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When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.
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I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it’s independent or a studio movie. I’m much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I’ll be second fiddle. Fine. I’m happy to do it.
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One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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It's hard when you read an article saying bad things about you. It is as if someone is sticking a knife on your heart. But I am the harshest critic of my work.
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I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Death is nature’s way of saying, Your table is ready.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.
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My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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The only weapon we have is the comedy.
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I've never been asked to appear on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!,' so I guess I mustn't be on the professional skids just yet.
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In England, if you commit a crime, the police don’t have a gun and you don’t have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say “Stop, or I’ll say stop again.