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I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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It's hard when you read an article saying bad things about you. It is as if someone is sticking a knife on your heart. But I am the harshest critic of my work.
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Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
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Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing.
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I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it’s independent or a studio movie. I’m much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I’ll be second fiddle. Fine. I’m happy to do it.
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When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
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I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.
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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.
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One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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I've never been asked to appear on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!,' so I guess I mustn't be on the professional skids just yet.
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Death is nature’s way of saying, Your table is ready.
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My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Age makes you more confident. When you realize that it’s time now to just do things. When there’s not the pressure to perform on some level of expectations, there’s more to just explore.
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Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.
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I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.