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You have this idea that you’d better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
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There is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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What’s my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn’t there someone more qualified?
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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I've never been asked to appear on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!,' so I guess I mustn't be on the professional skids just yet.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.
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I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.
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I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it’s independent or a studio movie. I’m much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I’ll be second fiddle. Fine. I’m happy to do it.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing.
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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
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From the point of view of being in the public radar, comedians have less problems than other actors. Action movie stars like Stallone or Schwarzenegger usually attract the more aggressive fans.
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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You’re still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Death is nature’s way of saying, Your table is ready.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.