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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
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It's hard when you read an article saying bad things about you. It is as if someone is sticking a knife on your heart. But I am the harshest critic of my work.
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.
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One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.
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Death is nature’s way of saying, Your table is ready.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.
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You have this idea that you’d better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Sometimes you have to make a movie to make money.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, everywhere even the stars.
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My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.
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The only weapon we have is the comedy.
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Age makes you more confident. When you realize that it’s time now to just do things. When there’s not the pressure to perform on some level of expectations, there’s more to just explore.
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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
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On stage you’re free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you’d be arrested.
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I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.