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I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it’s independent or a studio movie. I’m much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I’ll be second fiddle. Fine. I’m happy to do it.
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I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing.
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I've never been asked to appear on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!,' so I guess I mustn't be on the professional skids just yet.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
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It's hard when you read an article saying bad things about you. It is as if someone is sticking a knife on your heart. But I am the harshest critic of my work.
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You’re still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude.
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.
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There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.
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Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken.
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From the point of view of being in the public radar, comedians have less problems than other actors. Action movie stars like Stallone or Schwarzenegger usually attract the more aggressive fans.
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Death is nature’s way of saying, Your table is ready.
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I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.