Alan Alda Quotes

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, 'Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?'

Alan Alda

• Wonder
• Person
• Coffee
• Blind
• Grandma

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• Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, 'Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?'

  

  Alan Alda
  • Wonder
  • Person
  • Coffee