Louis C. K. Quotes
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.
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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'
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Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.'
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Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.
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I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.'
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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
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I could never sit down and write jokes.
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When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.
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I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.
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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.