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I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.
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I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.
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When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.
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There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.
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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
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I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.
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I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.
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I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.
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When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.
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To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.
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To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.
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A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together.
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Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.
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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.'
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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
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I was an awkward kid.
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.
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Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.
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Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.
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