Aziz Ansari Quotes

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best.

Aziz Ansari

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• The University of South Carolina has always played a role in my life and the intellectual life of South Carolina.

  

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• People don't want to go to the dump and have a picnic, they want to go out to a beautiful place and enjoy their day. And so I think our job is to try to take the environment, take what the good Lord has given us, and expand upon it or enhance it, without destroying it.

  

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• We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dreaming idiots and trusting fools to do anything less.

  

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• Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best.

  

  Aziz Ansari
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