Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.
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Music is one of the most powerful things the world has to offer. No matter what race or religion or nationality or sexual orientation or gender that you are, it has the power to unite us.
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A society that does not correctly interpret and appreciate its past cannot understand its present fortunes and adversities and can be caught unawares in a fast changing world.
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You can be in the shape of your life, and then injury strikes. So you have to grab your opportunities.
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While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser.
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A lot of young men are frustrated and looking for someone to blame.
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Money is a kind of poetry.
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I hate having my picture taken.
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I don't care if I get $50 million to do a film.
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My grandmother worked at one of those Bel-Air mansions, and we would go - not too often, but every now and then - to pick her up. Hollywood was probably 12 miles from my house, but it might as well have been a million miles away. The only time I saw that world was on TV. Until I started making records.
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We as the governments, workers, employers and civil society must declare a war on child labour. This war cannot be won without strong, committed, coherent, and well-resourced worldwide movement. Equally needed is a genuine and active coordination between intergovernmental agencies at the highest level.
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Guy Pearce played Mike in 'Neighbors'. I would fake illness to stay off school and watch the one P.M. show, and I would also watch it again when it was repeated at 5:25 P.M. Obsessed.
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As an Indian, I would like to back my government.
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Every generation tries to put its doctrine on a high shelf where the children can not reach it.
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Alle zweckmäßigen Lebenserscheinungen wie ihre Zweckmäßigkeit überhaupt sind letzten Endes zweckmäßig nicht für das Leben, sondern für den Ausdruck seines Wesens, für die Darstellung seiner Bedeutung.
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The truth is most women are weak, be they mortal or immortal. But when they are strong, they are absolutely unpredictable.
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What is important in meditation is the quality of the mind and the heart.It is not what you achieve, or what you say you attain, but rather the quality of a mind that is innocent and vulnerable.
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'It is the kind of thing that happens to you when you are stupid,' said Esa. 'Things go entirely differently from the way you planned them.'
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How convenient if you could ring up Harrods and say ‘Please send along two good murderers, will you?’
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During war time, when people were injured, I was really frustrated I did not become a doctor. It's painful not being able to save people, witnessing their pain.
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A religion that teaches you God is something outside the world-something separate from everything you see, smell, taste, touch, and hear-is nothing but a cheap hustle.
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That which is clearly known hath less terror than that which is but hinted at and guessed.
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I had this almost secret life of going to 'Star Wars' conventions because,' when I was younger, Star Wars' had phased into the uncool part of its life and had yet to become cool again for everybody else.
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I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.
