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The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.
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I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.
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Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.
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I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.
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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.
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The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.
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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.
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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.