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Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]
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When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
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I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.
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I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.
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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.
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I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.
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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.
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I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.
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I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.
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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.