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Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'
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I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.
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I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.
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I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
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I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.
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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.
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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.
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Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.
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The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.