Adam Sandler Quotes
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This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.
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I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.
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I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit.
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Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.
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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.
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I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy home. I was a little out of control at times. But my family... we all liked to be funny, we all liked to make each other laugh.
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If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.
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Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.
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I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
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Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.
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The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.
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The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?
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Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]
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I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.