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Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.
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I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.
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I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.
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Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.
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This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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I like sitting and writing with my buddies.
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I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.
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I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.
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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.
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My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.
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I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.
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My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.
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I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
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I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.
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I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.