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I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.
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My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.
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This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.
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My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.
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I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.
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I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.
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Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.
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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.
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I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.
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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.
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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.
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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.
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I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.
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I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit.
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Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.
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With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.
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It's nice when little teams win.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.