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Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.
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You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.
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I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.
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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.
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I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.
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My hobbies are run-on sentences.
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We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.
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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.
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I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
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I wanted to see the score! What do you got to do that's so important? You can't join the religious cult with me!
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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
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I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that. But comedy thing and making movies and stuff, I love it so much that I do get driven to push myself as hard as I can.
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Paul Newman's half Jewish and Florence Henderson's half, too Put them together, What a fine looking Jew!
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When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it.
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It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.
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I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.
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The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.
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Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.
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I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
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I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.