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Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.
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You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.
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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.
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I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.
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I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.
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My hobbies are run-on sentences.
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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.
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I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.
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I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
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I wanted to see the score! What do you got to do that's so important? You can't join the religious cult with me!
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We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.
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It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.
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The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.
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Paul Newman's half Jewish and Florence Henderson's half, too Put them together, What a fine looking Jew!
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I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.
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Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.
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I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.