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Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.
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You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.
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I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.
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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.
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My hobbies are run-on sentences.
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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
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I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.
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I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
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I wanted to see the score! What do you got to do that's so important? You can't join the religious cult with me!
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.
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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
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I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.
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We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.
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Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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Paul Newman's half Jewish and Florence Henderson's half, too Put them together, What a fine looking Jew!
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The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.
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I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.
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I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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I kidnap children from bathrooms I eat the children for breakfast They were so young Yum Yum Yum
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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.
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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
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I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.