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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.
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I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.
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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
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I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
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In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.
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Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.
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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.
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My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.
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We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.
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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.
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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.
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I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'
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I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy home. I was a little out of control at times. But my family... we all liked to be funny, we all liked to make each other laugh.
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I've always wanted to do a family movie.
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Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah
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I grew up cursing a lot.