Conan O'Brien Quotes
Texas senator and tea party favorite Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He pledged to lead America boldly forward into the 1950s.

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For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.
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Gory stuff can be shocking but it doesn't really scare me. I'd say the kind of stuff that gets under my skin is the unknown. You hear a knock behind a wall and you don't know what it is. Is there something there or not?
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When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.
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I was never supposed to make it to Congress. I was a staff person.
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For me it's also - the music is equally as important. I mean I think as somebody who writes music, there just has to sort of be the marriage between both.
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For someone who writes fiction, in order to activate the imagination and the unconscious, it's essential to be free.
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More than anything, I think as our country matures, we recognize that women deserve to be treated with respect and dignity.
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All good actors are actresses. The more like a woman they are, the better they act, because a man's salvation is his femininity. Women have stronger sensibilities than men, which allows them to go a bit deeper when they are on and off the stage.
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Nature also forges man, now a gold man, now a silver man, now a fig man, now a bean man.
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This is what's sick about living in L.A. My eight-year-old daughter will point to a woman and say, 'Look! That woman's had too much Botox.' She spots them because they all look a bit like Lord Voldemort from 'Harry Potter.'
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My mom was Jewish, so some would call me Jewish.
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From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
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I just tend to do things to myself that I don't realize I'm doing. Sometimes I bite my lip so that it splits and hurts, and yet I can't stop. And sometimes I'd play shows on the last run, I'd scratch my neck while I was singing, and I'd horrified to see these red streaks of blood after.
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What counts isn't the frame, it's what you put in it.
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Lipgloss is my calling!
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All great rebellions are born of private acts of civil disobedience that inspire rebel bands to plot together.
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Every once in a while I feel the tremendous force of the novel. But it does not stay with me.
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I had a dream cast when Dan first went off and wrote 'Ghostbusters 3' by himself. It was so long ago that my dream cast was Ben Stiller, Chris Farley, and Chris Rock. That would have been cool. Now, a lot of time has passed, and there are a lot of young funny people.
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For a young band about to make a record, make sure you get the vocals right.
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Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret.
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America is the first country... that can actually have a bloodless revolution.
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Just to have the opportunity to play an American in America is a dream come true for me.
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I was in the drama club, and I was one of seven co-presidents of the student body. Students elected me - I don't know why!
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Texas senator and tea party favorite Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He pledged to lead America boldly forward into the 1950s.