W. C. Fields Quotes
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
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I work hard at my job, and I guess hard work pays off.
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People take things so seriously.
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The problem is foster youth don't really have this network that other kids have.
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I always said I'm not disappointed with Obama because I voted for him because he was black, and as long as he kept being black, I was a happy man.
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It is with obedience to your call that I take up the burden of government leadership for the final time.
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Gangsta to us didn't have anything to do with Al Capone and stuff like that. It's just about living your life the way you want to live it. And you're not going to let nothing stop you.
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The great thing about writing is that it has to work without that invisible layer of the reader's added knowledge.
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One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
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I have an emotional attachment with Katihar.
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What I loathe is the multi-national conglomerates who must take responsibility for the degradation and pollution of so much of our landscape with their factory farming and greed.
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I think one problem we've had is that people who are smart and creative and innovative as engineers went into financial engineering.
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There is no diplomacy like candor.
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There have been weeks when I've not been hydrating properly or not eating properly or training too hard. When I do that, I don't feel good. It has to be the exact formula.
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Hungary is, in a word, in a state of WAR against the Hapsburg dynasty, a war of legitimate defence, by which alone it can ever regain independence and freedom.
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I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do.
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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.
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Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
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I have only so many foreign-language neurons. When I learned Spanish, that displaced whatever Irish was left, and then I learned German, and that displaced the Spanish, and when I learned Serbo-Croatian, that displaced the German. So I'm a bit of a muddle.
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The entirety of 'Bellocq's Ophelia' was a project, and I was interested in doing research and looking at photographs and writing about them, imagining this woman Ophelia and what her life was like and the kinds of things she thought about.
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'Halal in the Family' will expose a broad audience to some of the realities of being Muslim in America. By using satire, we will encourage people to reconsider their assumptions about Muslims, while providing a balm to those experiencing anti-Muslim bias. I also hope those Uncles and Aunties out there will crack a smile!
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Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.
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People always ask me when they see me working out, "What are you training for?" The answer is I'm training for life.
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Those who use our public services should be able to deal directly with those who manage and deliver them.
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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
