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The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.
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Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans.
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Everyone has got the fear It's holding on It's holding on.
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I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME!
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It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.
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If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl
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I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do you let killers into your house? Oh, but you let a murderer come out of your own faucet. Hypocrite.
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All of our saddest songs have somewhere in them at least a glimmer of resolve - Street Spirit has no resolve. It is the dark tunnel without the light at the end.
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Anything worth doing good takes a little chaos.
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I am all the days that you choose to ignore.
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Are you such a dreamer To put the world to rights? I'll stay home forever Where two and two always makes a five I'll lay down the tracks Sandbag and hide January has April's showers And two and two always makes a five It's the devil's way now There is no way out You can SCREAM and you can shout It is too late now Because... You have not been Payin' attention! Payin' attention! Payin' attention! Payin' attention! You have not been paying attention!
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My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.
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Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies.
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Sonic the hedgehog is a beautiful statement on capitalism. You spend your whole life collecting yellow rings and then hit one spike and lose them all. And there is a fat man who wants to kill you.
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2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid
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At a better pace, slower and more calculated No chance of escape.
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I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.
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I don't write lyrics, the lyrics write Thom Yorke
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Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.
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I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.
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If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats.
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i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.
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Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.
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If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive
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