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If you don't meet the standards, then you don't qualify.
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If somebody writes clearly, you can pretty much tell immediately if something is shallow or deep, whereas if they write with all this duckweed on the surface, you can't tell if the stream is one inch deep or a hundred fathoms.
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For makeup, a bit of blusher - what you call bronzer - a bit of an eye, and an eyelash curler.
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Any time you bring sexuality into the comics pages, you have to brace for pushback.
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It can be difficult to get cast as something that is off-center from you, and my biggest fear is to be typecast.
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Do not let circumstances control you. You change your circumstances.
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Once you've wrestled, everything else in life is easy.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.
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When it comes to relationships, I think I'm pretty experienced - you'd be surprised.
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The trouble with opportunity is, it never announces when it comes. It's only after it's gone, you'd realize that you missed it.
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But doing what I do, you will never get unanimity of people.
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You go to a theater now and you literally see parents watching the movie and they suddenly cover their kid's ears. I figured I'd make one movie where they didn't have to do this.
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Every song is like a kid. How can you have that many kids and have a favorite? Which one do I like to hang most with?
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Communicating with teenage girls is easy unless you're an adult, and then it's like having someone take a pair of pliers and, one-by-one, yank off your fingernails through your ears.
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The one thing I think you must do is, as painful as it is as a parent, is listen.
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I don't like to read reviews. Even the good ones you start to analyze: 'Oh, did I do that? I have to make sure I do that again.'
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You can't betray yourself too often, or you become somebody else.
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If you break an individual record, it's because of the greatness that comes before you.
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Life is what happens when you're doing other things, right?
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The difference was you worked for Nixon, and with Ford.
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You just have to do what you know is right.
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I think there are influences that you open the door to, and influences that come under the door.
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One of my favorite expressions ever uttered by a player is Roy Campanella's line about how, in order to be a major-league player, you have to have a lot of little boy in you.