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		I always tell people if you want to do something, go to a great comedy show. And that's what I try to do: give people a really good comedy show.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Loni Love
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		If I were given a choice between two films and one was dark and explored depraved, troubled or sick aspects of our culture, I would always opt for that over the next romantic comedy.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				David Schwimmer
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Only in America could you get away with the kind of comedy I did.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Pat Morita
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je'Niece, was born a year later. I worked blue collar jobs during the day and comedy clubs at night, and I was earning about $25 a year doing stand-up.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Bernie Mac
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me. Every night I had a live audience of 25,000 people to win over. My goal was never to be the loudest or the craziest. It was to be the most entertaining.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Dwayne Johnson
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Even the shows or movies that we know are not going to change the world, I love this. I love 'em. I'm a movie fan. I'm a nerd of any kind. I love a big studio comedy as much as I love the teeniest tiniest of indie. I'm not a snob in that way. I really do like a big, big studio comedy.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Kathryn Hahn
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		I love doing comedy. You don't get many good comedy scripts. They're rare. But, I do love playing comedy. Even in drama, I like to try to find the humor because I think it's very human.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Colm Meaney
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I have to be careful not to do so many comedy airhead roles from now on. I've turned down a couple already.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Tamsin Egerton
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn't be comedy if it didn't.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Beth Behrs
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Bernie Mac
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Joe Rogan
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I don't really look at genre. I mean, sometimes you might be playing heavies a lot, and you're like, 'Hey, it'd be nice to do a romantic comedy.'
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
		
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		I've had varying luck with comedy in the past, but I'd really like to give that another go. I don't know if I'd chase down a part, but if the right thing came along I could certainly see myself stepping into that zone.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Dennis Quaid
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I love music, my followers love music, and I know LiveXLive is the ultimate home for the live music experience. We're going to bring great comedy and great music together like no one else is doing, and we'll have incredible access and resources to do it.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Jake Paul
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I always wanted to do a light-hearted entertainer, and 'Bruce Lee' is such a film. The brother-sister sentiment and the relationship between father and son will be very good. The comedy will be hilarious, but it is not a forced comedy.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Ram Charan
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I don't think I could compare myself to Macaulay Culkin, because we're pretty much two different kinds of actors. He's done a lot of comedy. He does mostly just comedy like 'Uncle Buck' and 'Home Alone' and 'Home Alone 2.' And I've done a lot of different stuff, like sad movies, like the movie about the kid with AIDS.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Brian Bonsall