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		This is why improvisational music and comedy is so inspiring: You are seeing something being born, and that energy, there is no substitute for. These songs, most of them, are about a minute old when you hear them.
	
	  John Darnielle John Darnielle
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		As far as standup, everybody has a vehicle they are driving. If what you do works, it's like playing golf. If you can master that one swing over and over again, you will be successful. That's what standup is. You have to have a central move and it has to be yours. You have to own your comedy, own what you do.
	
	  J. B. Smoove J. B. Smoove
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		It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway.
	
	  Alan Thicke Alan Thicke
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		I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation. I see myself as a performer and that applies to a Greek drama or a modern comedy.
	
	  Brendan Coyle Brendan Coyle
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		I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good.' Hopefully it balances out.
	
	  Demetri Martin Demetri Martin
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		I got a young black woman agent, and she kinda just knew what I would be attracted to. She sent me this pilot for 'Insecure.' I never saw myself as a comedy director, but when I read those pages, I said, 'Wow - this is my life on the page.'
	
	  Melina Matsoukas Melina Matsoukas
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		I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.
	
	  Kathy Griffin Kathy Griffin
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		I'd love to do a romantic comedy. And perhaps, if the character was right and I had a good gut instinct, a Bollywood movie. And I'd love to direct. One day. I'm learning a lot on the set of 'The Good Wife.'
	
	  Archie Panjabi Archie Panjabi
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		The things I talk about in my comedy are my experiences. I just do what I know.
	
	  Bill Bellamy Bill Bellamy
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		I always try to get games of different genres. This is the reason Postal is a comedy, and Far Cry is a real, pure action movie - like Die Hard on an island - and In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale was my opportunity to do my epic, Braveheart, Lord Of The Rings, Gladiator movie. I try not to repeat myself in genres too much.
	
	  Uwe Boll Uwe Boll
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		I've always wanted to do action stuff. I like it. You really want something that's special; that's got something special about it and not cheesy, I guess. I'll tell you something, it's fun, it's different. Comedy is difficult. Doing comedy is very difficult. Action stuff is fun.
	
	  Matt Dillon Matt Dillon
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		Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
	
	  Billy Crystal Billy Crystal